Today, my car was broken into, and they stole all my CDs, but left my daughter's Black Eyed Peas CD behind. I'm pretty pissed about the theft, but almost glad to see that the delinquents in my town have a decent taste in music. FML
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Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML
Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML
Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML
Today, I got into my car and realised that my CDs were no longer in my glove box. According to the police, the random key code for my car type has been cracked, and thieves can now let themselves in whenever they want. The manufacturer says they can't do anything about it. FML
Today, both my car and my father's car were broken into. They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, and multiple items of clothing. What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to help rip my radio out of my dashboard. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My daughter's $11 One Direction poster. What will it cost to fix my car? $1,000. FML
Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML
Today, I visited my friend in a nasty part of town. When I saw the shattered window of the car next to me, and the missing stereo, I moved my car to a safer location. Luckily, though, I have a common car, so the thieves were able to jimmy the lock and steal my stereo without making any noise. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I came out to find my truck window broken. They broke into my truck to yank out the stereo. It was unlocked the whole time. FML
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lol0wnee 5
I wouldnt take that shit either.
juwood 7
And the thief keeps runnin, runnin and runnin, runnin, and runnin, runnin......
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Comments (204)
itsgen 16
people overreact -.-
danielreader22 4
Oh really? Well how would you react if you got something of your's stolen?
KaanTech 0
people overreacting about they hatin black eyed peas band heard that little voice in your head saying use that fraking brain. (dont offense)
teentee401 36
O_O
juliaaalove 8
At least you're optimistic:)
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Don't let your daughter listen to that shit.
miraggg 1
Well sadly thats all they can listen to now
livlafluv100 2
ok, what is wrong with the black eyed peas?
Give_Linux_A_Go 28
I, probably like many other people here, didn't mind the old Peas. It's what they've become that we don't like...
swiftstruck 0
wow. your car gets broken in to and the only thing you can say is you're impressed with their music taste?
cup_of_squirrels 6
He said he was pissed, you illiterate
siege10 0
technically he said he didn't like his car being broken into but was pleased with their taste in music. unless I too am illiterate.
kc1997kc 9
Actually it says "almost pleased." Although you were close so your probably not illiterate.
rlfender 3
another reason why not to by cd's in the first damn place
indistructo 3
this made my week :)
RuneRifle 22
Dude, don't tell me you don't rip CDs...
CakeZombie 0
God forbid he can afford them...
MrSexyPants 14
Destroy the cd and tell her it was stolen too. They are horrible, terrible people who ruin the name of perfectly good food.
amuck 0
lmao win
Lights_Out_fml 6
"I'ma bee ima bee ima ima ima" More like i'ma fly because I suck
Lucie_love 4
Did you mean mosquito? Because either way this was just a fail of a witty comment.
JokerJohn7 0
Flies dont suck you asshole
Nevitt 9
i would be pissed if they didn't steal the CD and left a note saying "Black eyed peas? Really?"
btnhdude 0
of course you would, I'd want that black eyed peas CD stolen too if i were to unfortenatly/unfortanetly (spelling) have it in my car. but if I did, I'd throw that disc like a ninja star at any tight Jean wearing wuss I see.
Tektite 14
Unfortunately... Fucktard. Don't use words that are too big for you just to look smart unless you know how to spell them. /Fail.