Today, my car was broken into, and they stole all my CDs, but left my daughter's Black Eyed Peas CD behind. I'm pretty pissed about the theft, but almost glad to see that the delinquents in my town have a decent taste in music. FML
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Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML
Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML
Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML
Today, I got into my car and realised that my CDs were no longer in my glove box. According to the police, the random key code for my car type has been cracked, and thieves can now let themselves in whenever they want. The manufacturer says they can't do anything about it. FML
Today, both my car and my father's car were broken into. They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, and multiple items of clothing. What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to help rip my radio out of my dashboard. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My daughter's $11 One Direction poster. What will it cost to fix my car? $1,000. FML
Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML
Today, I visited my friend in a nasty part of town. When I saw the shattered window of the car next to me, and the missing stereo, I moved my car to a safer location. Luckily, though, I have a common car, so the thieves were able to jimmy the lock and steal my stereo without making any noise. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I came out to find my truck window broken. They broke into my truck to yank out the stereo. It was unlocked the whole time. FML
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lol0wnee 5
I wouldnt take that shit either.
juwood 7
And the thief keeps runnin, runnin and runnin, runnin, and runnin, runnin......
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Comments (204)
canadiata555 0
Hahahahaaha this made my day
gbreck 0
just be glad your daughter doesn't have Bieberfever :O
rattusrattus 18
Destroy the Black Eyed Peas CD, tell your daughter that was stolen too.
GiantEvilCookie 6
I just realized I almost have the same comment as you...
GiantEvilCookie 6
Too late to delete it, though...
catnip1997 0
you actually ate peas that robbers left in your car??? ewwwww
Tektite 14
Wtf are you talking about?...
SugarCrazy 14
Catnip1997 did shrooms before going on here :/
ZTD09 2
"I'm a bee, I'm a bee, I'm a bee," "JK I'm a wasp. :3"
yoshiyakiryu 20
I don't mind the Black Eyed Peas, except The Beginning wasn't a good album. At least your daughter doesn't like Justin Bieber. I'd steal a BEP album over a Bieber album anyway, unless it was to burn the Bieber album.
ahgfd2 0
guys listen to the peas live and your ears will bleed the only reason the sound OK recorded is due too auto tune :P
JokerJohn7 0
Fergie sounded like shit at the Super Bowl
jackiez333 6
John love your picture
mileena 7
Err... Depends on what they did take
BabbiiLovvee 0
This reminded me of the skit on snl where they make fun of the other guys in black eyed peas that never get noticed. It's freakin hilarious. I hate the black eyed peas!
ThreeSheetsGone 12
That's pretty shitty OP. If somebody took my collection of CDs I'd be pissed, considering it's taken almost seven years to put together, including everything from Jimi Hendrix to A7X to George Jones and Randy Rogers.