Today, my car was broken into, and they stole all my CDs, but left my daughter's Black Eyed Peas CD behind. I'm pretty pissed about the theft, but almost glad to see that the delinquents in my town have a decent taste in music. FML
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Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML
Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML
Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML
Today, I got into my car and realised that my CDs were no longer in my glove box. According to the police, the random key code for my car type has been cracked, and thieves can now let themselves in whenever they want. The manufacturer says they can't do anything about it. FML
Today, both my car and my father's car were broken into. They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, and multiple items of clothing. What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to help rip my radio out of my dashboard. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My daughter's $11 One Direction poster. What will it cost to fix my car? $1,000. FML
Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML
Today, I visited my friend in a nasty part of town. When I saw the shattered window of the car next to me, and the missing stereo, I moved my car to a safer location. Luckily, though, I have a common car, so the thieves were able to jimmy the lock and steal my stereo without making any noise. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I came out to find my truck window broken. They broke into my truck to yank out the stereo. It was unlocked the whole time. FML
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lol0wnee 5
I wouldnt take that shit either.
juwood 7
And the thief keeps runnin, runnin and runnin, runnin, and runnin, runnin......
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Comments (204)
kingnothing607 3
Aw, boo, you totally deserve it for implying that the Black Eyed Peas are bad music. Im glad your stuff was stolen, foo.
thekillfactor 0
Based on your username I would assume you're a Metallica fan
hunt3009 16
Well, based on your freaking picture, you are too...
Calyx_fml 21
Delinquents love David Hasselhoff.
Raheemdplayer 7
BEP have gotten worse... I think 'The E.N.D' was when they went downhill even though I liked that album, but it wasn't as good as the album with 'Where Is The Love'. But FYL
Privations_fml 3
Them chickens jackin' your CDs.
klong91 7
Haha sorry you got robbed but that's awesome.
jloverr 0
hey?! I like the black eyed peas!?!!?
ThreeSheetsGone 12
137- **** that. "Santeria" is a good song, but "Two Joints", "Date Rape", "What I Got", and "Caress Me Down" were much better.
rjwon 0
Wow they do hav good tase in music.
SugarandSpicee 6
Did they take your Surfin' Bird by The Trashmen too?
JokerJohn7 0
Well they have one good song... Where is the love
sweetheartxoxo88 7
What'd they steal Elvis? They probably thought they could sell them as antiques.