Today, a friend of mine was talking about how he'd spent over 30 hours on Call of Duty. I piped up and said "Oh yeah! Well I've spent well over 300 hours on Morrowind! Beat that!" To which he replied, "I've had sex. Beat that!" I couldn't. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a virtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML
Today, I beat my old college friend at CoD and mocked him vigorously, to which he replied, “Don’t feel bad for me, I have a hot wife, a baby on the way, and a house I paid off by selling my business. How are you?” I… won a video game. FML
Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, while in bed with my game-obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML
Today, a friend wanted to show me a game he bragged he was the best at. I beat his score on the first try, and now I have a black eye to prove it. FML
Today, my boyfriend was talking about video games. Bored of the subject, I started kissing his neck and chest in hopes of him to stop talking and getting some action. He did stop, only for him to say about a minute later, "You're lucky my games can't do this." FML
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
Today, I played Call Of Duty online against someone who turned out to be wanking. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML
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Dikkanen 0
Morrowind is AWESOME!
Nothingness1 3
Lol, just lie and say you have too, but it was hot. ;]
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Comments (277)
Sugar_lipsXo 0
FYL for not being one. I'm happy I'm not a ***** and didn't give it up to some idiot.
xSceneSceneBabyx 0
why so many people feel lame if they don't have sex? it's stupid and people should save themselves for the special person in their life and if they are going to spend the rest of their lives with them.
abouttofly 12
People SHOULD do what they want to do. There's no harm done to you if people have sex with someone besides their true love. Some people enjoy sex, and there's nothing wrong with that.
nemo3590 0
Morrowind is awesome. Rock on, man.
Tubasaurus 0
sex > morrowind > call of duty
plexico 4
Then, you're going to have to BEAT THAT! Don't worry, you won't go blind or get hairy palms.
triplethreat13 0
dude. get a life.
bobleheadNS 0
u have no fuking life dude
Sirducki 0
To be fair you can't say someone has no life when your sad enough to post insults on a FML
Paige_Nicole10 0
um ydi. you could have at least lied
eric780 0
He's. GEEK not a nerd there's a difference.
MadeOfAwesome 1
"morrowindwhore" lmao XD I love that