Today, I found out the hard way that no good girlfriend-boyfriend conversation ever started with, "Suppose I slept with your best friend…" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was asking my best friend to tell me all the boys she’d had sex with, because I thought she had slept with my boyfriend. She accidentally said my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say it when I caught him sleeping with my best friend. FML
Today, my best friend thought the best time to tell me she was sleeping with my boyfriend was while we were acting in a play. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML
Today, I found out the only reason why a friend of mine even bothered talking to me. He thought that I'd sleep with him if he was nice enough. FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend who's sick, he told me he felt sleepy due to meds and was going to bed. I jokingly said, "you're going to call your other girlfriend, aren't you?" There was silence before I heard, "you weren't supposed to find out like this." FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML
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Top comments
quinniet 3
"Suppose I dumped your ass"
bumblebee_bree 10
Am I the only one wondering if it was the OP who started the conversation with that?
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Comments (75)
CLT_420 13
Naw bruh that's just fine. Smh
worldclassrager 41
Hypothetically might work better...it's worth a shot
False_Stupidity 42
Nah, the partner will still jump to the conclusion that you have then done whatever it was even if not true.
MrDonSalvetti 27
What kind of "best friend" do at least 15% of the OP's in FML have? They aren't best friends damn! They are betrayer and assholes!
tbon3r 15
suppose you should think before you speak.. just a suggestion
tehdarkness 21
So were you the one that initiated this convo? If so YDI... If not then FYL
stargirl_95 24
Am I the only one who thinks that there's a possibility that no one slept with anyone else's best friend? Maybe OP started the conversation and they really were speaking hypothetically but the partner took it completely the wrong way and thought that OP was admitting to cheating with their partner's best friend.
poncho55 40
But why in the world would you have a hypothetical conversation like that? For any reason? That is just terrible and idiotic. "So, suppose I killed your cat.." Does that sound good to you? I don't think a conversation like that could have any good outcome.
Brandi_Faith 34
I agree, I thought of the possibility that this was just a hypothetical question. However it would still be an FML because that's not something you just say. Plus, why would they say that if it wasn't on their mind. Either way it's an FML.
kendallfireHD 16
Good thing. That means you will get rid of that scum.
emmaaadotcom 20
That is awful! Hope you're okay.
Goblin182 27
You had to actually have that conversation to know it would not turn out good?
vikky538 29
suppose you have the blood flow to your brain instead of going down there...