Today, I found out the hard way that no good girlfriend-boyfriend conversation ever started with, "Suppose I slept with your best friend…" FML
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Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was asking my best friend to tell me all the boys she’d had sex with, because I thought she had slept with my boyfriend. She accidentally said my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say it when I caught him sleeping with my best friend. FML
Today, my best friend thought the best time to tell me she was sleeping with my boyfriend was while we were acting in a play. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML
Today, I found out the only reason why a friend of mine even bothered talking to me. He thought that I'd sleep with him if he was nice enough. FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend who's sick, he told me he felt sleepy due to meds and was going to bed. I jokingly said, "you're going to call your other girlfriend, aren't you?" There was silence before I heard, "you weren't supposed to find out like this." FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML
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quinniet 3
"Suppose I dumped your ass"
bumblebee_bree 10
Am I the only one wondering if it was the OP who started the conversation with that?
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Comments (75)
ulissey_fml 22
Bed-friend , Pest friend , at least it is not someone from your own family, so the dumping has to be for both of them, right now and for good. At least you'll save face and a lot of ugly moments;
poncho55 40
So, in all seriousness, did you say this or did your partner say this? Because it could go either way. If you said it and it's an "FML" because you were then bitch-slapped, yelled at, or dumped...YDI. If your partner said it, I'm very sorry. That really sucks and I wish you happier relationships. Oh, and FYL.
Matrix_Redeemer 6
I'm guessing you're the one that said that which would mean you most definitely deserve it. If the other person said it then Fyl.
nevermindthemind 18
nothing is true and everything is permitted .. no exception
addictedtoIASIP 14
Yeah from the looks of it, it sounds like op said that .
ostfaiz 18
whosoever started, its not a good idea, first and last conversation, I hope!
todlich 4
Before or while you were dating?
AndieCandiex 8
"....But I swear she's innocent. It was my idea."
teenageghostt 5
what does op mean
GLaDOS8899 14
Oral Penguin