Today, I found out the hard way that no good girlfriend-boyfriend conversation ever started with, "Suppose I slept with your best friend…" FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was asking my best friend to tell me all the boys she’d had sex with, because I thought she had slept with my boyfriend. She accidentally said my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say it when I caught him sleeping with my best friend. FML
Today, my best friend thought the best time to tell me she was sleeping with my boyfriend was while we were acting in a play. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML
Today, I found out the only reason why a friend of mine even bothered talking to me. He thought that I'd sleep with him if he was nice enough. FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend who's sick, he told me he felt sleepy due to meds and was going to bed. I jokingly said, "you're going to call your other girlfriend, aren't you?" There was silence before I heard, "you weren't supposed to find out like this." FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML
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Top comments
quinniet 3
"Suppose I dumped your ass"
bumblebee_bree 10
Am I the only one wondering if it was the OP who started the conversation with that?
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Comments (75)
DontClickOnMe 28
Oh, I just realized it doesn't say which gender OP is, so I'm sorry for jumping to that conclusion on my earlier comment. (For some reason I couldn't reply to my comment). But I still hope you're not with him or her, OP.
doctorhook86 25
#12: I just replied to your other one. Have an upvote for your contrition, bud! :)
QQMorePlox 18
Time to find a new best friend and a new partner yay!
JBChristian 47
Let's say not a new partner if OP's the one that said it, unless of course the new partner is a cheater too, I'll be at the finish line cheering them on.
Corvo_Attano_4 12
That's your cue to leave them
sharkgirl4 23
Well, it's better than "Suppose I have herpes..."
Corvo_Attano_4 12
Walk away
Queen_of_Night 20
I love that most of you has assumed OP is female. My ex best friend cheated on a lot of her boyfriend's with their best friends. She even tried to sleep with my now ex boyfriend. BTW she married one of the guys who she had destroyed his relationship with his best friend of 10 years AFTER he found out. 2 years after they got married she cheated on him again. The only one who was surprised was him. Lesson for the day: Girls can be just a skeezy as the skeeziest guy.
Brandi_Faith 34
No one is saying that girls don't cheat on guys. Although I would say that over the past 200 years men cheat more than women, although since women's rights more and more females cheat than they used to. So I don't think it's wrong that they assumed OP was a girl.
Queen_of_Night 20
Men are not always the bad guy, but that's where our society is. People need to be more careful about making assumptions.
brandoneyez1 25
Suppose always is a tip toe
emilieoz 6
Dump the ass
ImRJ 7
No you did not!!
ahippienamedrae 10
But, did you say it back? you know, just to screw with him.