Today, I was getting ready for a party when I accidentally knocked my blender off the counter. After taking a half an hour to clean up all the glass, I went upstairs to get the spare blender I keep in the closet. I tripped, and broke the blender. I just applied for a waitressing job. FML
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Today, I was making a shake at work when the cup fell off the blender. I went to catch it, and instead caught the teeth of the still-spinning mixer. When my hand was still bleeding five minutes later, my supervisor told me to clock out until it stopped. I lost money for getting hurt on the job. FML
Today, I woke up earlier to food prep for lunch later. Just as I was preparing the ingredients, I dropped a thick glass saucer on the kitchen counter and it shattered like a hail storm - everywhere in the kitchen. I ended up spending more time cleaning it out and obviously logged in to work later than usual. FML
Today, at my new job waitressing, I walked into a glass door at full speed while carrying a tray of drinks. Not only did I spill everything, but I also left a weird make up face print on the glass for everyone to laugh at. FML
Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML
Today, it was my first day at a new job as a waitress for a wedding function centre. As I was opening the door to collect dirty plates from the guests, I bumped into a colleague carrying a tray full of full champagne glasses, all of which fell and smashed on the floor. FML
Today, I was at work, nonchalantly spinning my keys around my finger when they flew off and hit a glass cabinet. Broken glass showered passing customers. I don't think I'll have a job to go to tomorrow. FML
Today, I was working as a waitress at a wedding. I was trying to clear the tables as quickly as possible and decided to place a half bowl of soup on top of the pile of plates I was carrying. As I was hurrying back to the kitchen I tripped and spilt the soup all over the bride's ivory dress. FML
Today, while waiting on tables at work, I was carrying a glass of red wine when I lost balance and spilt it everywhere. After cleaning the floor and myself up and after refilling a new glass, I did exactly the same thing again. FML
Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML
Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML
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AlicaKate 0
You had a SPARE blender?
kitkatkelly 0
You have a spare blender? For blending emergencies? That's hardcore.
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Comments (57)
tehchowder 0
YDI for having a spare blender, especially in an upstairs closet.
marc_with_a_c 3
I can understand cleaning up the mess before leaving for the party.. but why the hell did you have to take your spare blender (which is a ridiculous notion that you had a spare..) out of your closet before leaving? Or did you have to bring it with you for some cocktail recipes or something? Either way accidents happen, just be more careful next time
WickedAngel 0
I was under the assumption that she was hosting the party, and the blender was so she could make drinks for her guests. And to the OP- FYL
GriefBacon 0
That's why I love my plastic blender.
NSZ 0
who the hell has a spare blender?
perdix 29
Serious alcoholics, that's who.
alliebearxo 0
why is there a blender in your closet?
Fcuk__mylyfe 0
because he was too pussy to come out. Lol, jk
abearrr 0
Blenders always did scare me.
epoh_fml 0
Plastic blenders fail. The sides always get scratched when grinding things like ice :( And yes, waitresses/waiters have been called servers for years. And no, not at fast food joints. it's politically correct, didn't you know? Perdix, I LOLed at your joke :-) My brother is a tech geek so I dig the nerd humor. I'll be passing that one along to him :)
redblueviolet 0
Eh, whatever. Accidents happen.
Erindub 0
Your life is ****** because you're applying to be a waitress. Get a better job.