Awkward, Restaurants and Love: Bad omen

Bad omen

By pupitre - 18/10/2011 00:16 - Canada

Today, I was at a Chinese restaurant with my boyfriend and his family. After the meal, we all decided to open our fortune cookies and read them out loud. On mine, it said "You will change your mind many times before settling down." I didn't realize what it meant until after I'd read it to them. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2012 20:13 - Canada - Pierrefonds

Today, I was at a Chinese buffet, and I got a fortune cookie. I opened it, and it said, "The love of your life is sitting across from you". The only thing across from me was an empty chair. FML

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By joking0303 - 16/07/2009 07:08 - United States

Today, my friend gave me a fortune cookie that said, "Don't be saddened by an upcoming event". Three hours later my girlfriend broke up with me because she said I was too superstitious. FML

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By Experience - 05/02/2013 20:19 - United States - Waynesfield

Today, my dad opened a Chinese fortune cookie that read, "Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes." Now he won't stop calling me Experience. FML

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By justpeachy - 08/03/2010 20:27 - United States

Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML

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Take the W

By FML - 18/01/2012 19:41 - United States

Today, I blushed when a fortune cookie said, "You have the attitude of a winner." My self esteem is that low. FML

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By unloved - 17/04/2012 14:54 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML

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By slut - 29/08/2011 16:22 - Canada

Today, I finally found out that the tattoo on my lower back means "slut" in Chinese, instead of "good fortune" as I always thought it did. FML

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By Stuck - 15/07/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML

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You deserved it 14 376

By bluediva24 - 26/01/2011 00:54

Today, I spent all day preparing a big, elaborate Italian dinner for my boyfriend, who recently discovered he was part Italian. He came home, turned up his nose and said "I was in the mood for Chinese". FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2012 09:58 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my boyfriend found a take-out menu under my bed. It's probably been there for months. He looked at it and said, "Well, that explains a lot." FML

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evilscorpi 29

Tuesday 18 October 2011 6:29

well you could have said "and ive already done that in the past, now i have you." :-*

every1luvsboners 11

Tuesday 18 October 2011 6:31

So, did you eat the damn thing or not? I'm on the edge of my seat here, people.

Comments

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 18 October 2011 7:07

Every time I read a fortune cookie, I always say "in bed" after. It makes the reading of it much more fun. (:

leadman1989 15

Tuesday 18 October 2011 7:53

I feel so stoopit. I JUST got your picture LMAO. You clever clever shrew.

perdix 29

Tuesday 18 October 2011 21:11

Until you get the one that says, "You will throw up." And then it comes true.

Right_Click 12

Tuesday 18 October 2011 7:21

I'm fairly certain that fortune made him feel awkward. I mean, it pretty much says that she'll move from boyfriend to boyfriend until she finds "the one"... Meaning he probably isn't... O.o

sirhobothesecond 3

Tuesday 18 October 2011 7:31

Am I the only one that thinks OP is unnecessarily making a big deal about this? I mean, holy shit it's a piece of paper inside a 25 cent cookie written by some creep in a factory. Don't let that shit describe who you are, damn.

purplemnm 9

Tuesday 18 October 2011 14:31

25 cents is pretty darn expensive for a fortune cookie...

leadman1989 15

Tuesday 18 October 2011 7:38

Why don't fortune cookies ever say really nasty things? I think it'd be funny "Stop eating this cookie and hit the gym your body will thank you" You -- :0

robo_thunder 13

Tuesday 18 October 2011 7:54

well since it was on a little piece of paper from a tasteless cookie it must be true.

Vash_41288 10

Tuesday 18 October 2011 7:55

She is Morpheus... Searching for "The One"

zombiekitten87 12

Tuesday 18 October 2011 8:12

It's a piece of paper in a cookie, not the Oracle at Delphi. They don't even have fortune cookies in China, it's a stupid, albeit tasty gimmick. Just laugh it off and get on with your life.

Garytt 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 8:27

I dont get it

ChantelRenaeee 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 8:58

Do you seriously rely on pieces of paper to tell your fortune? Do you rely on anything to tell your fortune? No one one what your future will be and let it be like that. Take life as it comes and deal with the consequences.