ACAB, Cops and Miscellaneous: Bad boys, bad boys

Bad boys, bad boys

By anonymous - 23/06/2011 14:19 - United States

Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML

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You deserved it 4 108

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By still poor - 05/12/2014 06:17 - United States - Carlisle

Today, my dad texted me saying he had "big news." I immediately called, thrilled, because I assumed he meant that he finally found a job and that our money troubles were over. The "big news" was him being excited at seeing an actor from one TV show he likes in another TV show. FML

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You deserved it 2 838

By HoratioNo - 14/08/2013 06:41 - United States - Stockton

Today, I found out that my dad writes really weird and scary slash fiction involving characters from all of the CSI TV show franchises. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 141

You deserved it 3 936

By nodad - 11/10/2011 04:52 - United States

Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML

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You deserved it 2 341

By Jololol - 17/05/2013 09:25 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML

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You deserved it 3 326

By annoyed - 10/02/2009 03:59 - United States

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

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You deserved it 18 349

By Sarah - 12/06/2011 00:54 - United States

Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 158

You deserved it 4 041

By paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

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You deserved it 5 788

What's your emergency?

By Anonymous - 06/04/2020 23:00

Today, I found out that because I'm a cop, my 5-year-old son thinks the only way he can contact me is by calling 911. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 821

You deserved it 309

At last!

By thehumanshield - 05/08/2011 08:41 - United States

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 199

You deserved it 2 805

By anonymous - 15/10/2017 01:30

Today, my dad's face flushed when I introduced him to my new boyfriend. I live in a small town, and it turns out my dad recognized him. He's the secret child from an affair two decades ago. He's my half-brother. FML

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You deserved it 324

marisamaroo93 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 18:52

well he is famous! famously bad ass. jk

flockz 19

Thursday 23 June 2011 18:56

ya your mom could of been on 16 and pregnant, twice.

Comments

nateiztite 5

Friday 24 June 2011 18:29

lucky I want to be on the show cops busting someones ass

angelgirl777 0

Friday 24 June 2011 20:38

stupid

Itachifangirl24 2

Friday 24 June 2011 20:55

There's a word for that...its called infamous...

alex6946 10

Friday 24 June 2011 22:02

that's kinda awesome..

keshafan101 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 5:38

thats not something to be proud of

missy1228 2

Saturday 25 June 2011 7:24

was he a cop or a criminal there's a huge difference there's batman then there's the joker

MacyPompeo1 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 7:24

this is the best fml I have saw in a while. but that sucks hope he doesn't tell your friends that would be embarrassing!

itsmeppl 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 17:01

what episode

josephmendesgigg 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 3:09

I've been on cops 3 times WHAT BITCH I got your ass trippin

amberlovesorange 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 4:13

and he doesn't have a parole officer?

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