anonymous
United States
Bad boys, bad boys
Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
still poor
Carlisle, United States
BIG NEWS!
Today, my dad texted me saying he had "big news." I immediately called, thrilled, because I assumed he meant that he finally found a job and that our money troubles were over. The "big news" was him being excited at seeing an actor from one TV show he likes in another TV show. FML
HoratioNo
Stockton, United States
Today, I found out that my dad writes really weird and scary slash fiction involving characters from all of the CSI TV show franchises. FML
nodad
United States
Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML
Jololol
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
annoyed
United States
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Sarah
United States
Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML
paige
United States
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Anonymous
What's your emergency?
Today, I found out that because I'm a cop, my 5-year-old son thinks the only way he can contact me is by calling 911. FML
thehumanshield
United States
At last!
Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML
anonymous
Today, my dad's face flushed when I introduced him to my new boyfriend. I live in a small town, and it turns out my dad recognized him. He's the secret child from an affair two decades ago. He's my half-brother. FML
Top comments
marisamaroo93 0
well he is famous! famously bad ass. jk
flockz 20
ya your mom could of been on 16 and pregnant, twice.
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Comments (246)
TASE_fml 5
Dude, I'd get a new dad. LOL. Now, if he was on ET ...
stephan2010 0
my aunt has been on cops about 20 times. she's a paramedic and we all live in Vegas. she says they're quite annoying.
Suzumebachi 5
So he was busting or being busted? :/
25shark 5
lol, my dads the same way! I was on extreme makeover home edition for like five seconds and he thinks I'm a famous TV star
thepaisan532 3
bad boys bad boys watcha gonna do when we come for you bad boys bad boys
magg13 0
hahaha hey I would say the same thing lol
Arteesthistorian 1
That's cuz charlie sheen thinks your dad is Winning!
TacoDog 0
Quick! Get his autograph before he goes back on again!
wonder_woman7 0
my dad too!! interesting its a small world
mustardcat 1
what episode? is he the one with no teeth and redneck?