Today, I went on a romantic date to the mountains to look a stars with a boy I just met. We started kissing and he stopped, asking if it was rude for him to take me home now. After getting dropped off, he texted me saying we could never do that again and we should never talk about it. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I went to the movies with this guy I'd started dating. During the movie, I thought it would be cool and funny to make sarcastic comments. When he dropped me off home, he told me that it was the worst date ever and to not talk to him again for being "annoying and obnoxious." FML
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
Today, after countless nights spent together and flirty texts, I decided ask my crush on a date while at a party. We went on a walk and held hands. Just as I asked him, he said no, let go of my hand and briskly walked away. He was my ride home. FML
Today, I was outside with a guy I really like. He asked me to lay down on the ground and watch the stars with him. I did. Suddenly, he got up, walked over to another girl and kissed her. They left me there on the soaking wet ground, watching the stars. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML
Today, I went on a hiking date with my significant other. Trying to be adventurous and assertive, I suggested we take a shortcut through the woods. We got hopelessly lost and ended up spending the night in a deserted ranger station. Turns out, my idea of adventure is not quite as romantic as it sounds. FML
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janefrom1979 0
maybe he has a girlfriend and he felt guilty.
Lisasimpsonfan 0
There has to be more to this story then you know or are telling us.
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Comments (179)
oxrox 0
What a jerk.
lil_lucy23 0
I'm going to follow the consensus... he's Mormon. Better yet... he's probably a gay Mormon who is pressured to hide is true self and date girls. He tried, but it just didn't feel right. It sucks that you went through that... but think of the horror that he's going through. :(
603050294 0
Definitely an "Only in Utah" moment.
FarSide 23
He realized it was too easy to kiss you. If you are not Mormon, and if He is, he felt condemnation. It has nothing to do with you. It was his "season of sowing his wild oats", and now he will marry a nice Mormon girl who won't kiss until her wedding and they will have 7 children during their first 5 years of marriage.
mo_the_owl 0
girlfriend.
iFruit 0
When he said you two should never talk about that again, you should have been like, "You mean talk about how we went on a romantic date in the mountains to look at stars, and we kissed? Well, sorry, but I already told YO MOMMA"
gubbilum 0
Oh my god. I think he was definitely Mormon, considering you're from Utah. I have a Mormon boyfriend...and he does that to me ALL THE TIME.
FarSide 23
Way to torture the boy, you little **** tease. Why not just shoot him a beaver and watch him go into multiple spontaneous orgasms before lapsing into convulsions followed by a state of catatonia.
DameGreyWulf 1
FarSide, that brought tears to my eyes.
bazookamooka 0
maybe you just... kiss bad.
kingkash 0
stfu u got that from the tv show GLEE... STOP LYING!!! LIAR!!!! FYL for being so desprate to get on FML that u steal stuff from gay tv shows
Inoku 0
I think this FML is a more plausible real story than a story very abstractly copied from Glee, which has only had one incident that even remotely resembled this.
Pointy130 0
Oh dear, people quoting Twilight on FML, what had this world come to...
Narzhul 0
I thought they were mocking twilight?
skyeyez9 25
mormons are probably the most sexually repressed and frustrated group.