Today, I went on a romantic date to the mountains to look a stars with a boy I just met. We started kissing and he stopped, asking if it was rude for him to take me home now. After getting dropped off, he texted me saying we could never do that again and we should never talk about it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the movies with this guy I'd started dating. During the movie, I thought it would be cool and funny to make sarcastic comments. When he dropped me off home, he told me that it was the worst date ever and to not talk to him again for being "annoying and obnoxious." FML
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
Today, after countless nights spent together and flirty texts, I decided ask my crush on a date while at a party. We went on a walk and held hands. Just as I asked him, he said no, let go of my hand and briskly walked away. He was my ride home. FML
Today, I was outside with a guy I really like. He asked me to lay down on the ground and watch the stars with him. I did. Suddenly, he got up, walked over to another girl and kissed her. They left me there on the soaking wet ground, watching the stars. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML
Today, I went on a hiking date with my significant other. Trying to be adventurous and assertive, I suggested we take a shortcut through the woods. We got hopelessly lost and ended up spending the night in a deserted ranger station. Turns out, my idea of adventure is not quite as romantic as it sounds. FML
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janefrom1979 0
maybe he has a girlfriend and he felt guilty.
Lisasimpsonfan 0
There has to be more to this story then you know or are telling us.
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Comments (179)
maria_08 0
he probably realized that he didnt know how to make out with a girl properly, dont take it personally !
Geist_fml 0
its him not you. i think the boy was religious.
jw90 18
damn! what did you do to him? ;)
Octiskeet 0
Probably had a girlfriend. FYL.
I_ate_pikachu 0
Just what I thought too.
DrunkenValor 0
Maybe he's trying to reinact twilight, maybe he's Edward Cullen, OMIGOD U R SO LUCKSSIES.
allmidnighteyes 11
Bahahahahaha "i cant has u, im 2 dangeris "but i wub u" "but i watch ewe at nite" "but dats hawtz"
DrunkenValor 0
"I wills never leave you, rofl." "Oh Edward!" "Brb..." "Lolz, I lie down in dirt and crai" "Don't call me again bitch."
I_ate_pikachu 0
Edward and Bella are lolcats now? xDDD
DrunkenValor 0
I think it makes the book more readable, rather then fifty paragraphs of Bella describing his beeeautiful eyes.
Intoxicunt 6
This whole thing made me LOL. Double win.
allmidnighteyes 11
DrunkenValor: Agreed. Putting Twilight into IM speak makes it 50x more understandable (as opposed to blatantly throwing in words you find in a thesaurus to make it seem "intelligent", why not dumb it down to fit what it really is?), and it makes it funny too! Also, markreadstwilight.buzznet.com The chapter by chapter summaries are the most amazing thing I have ever come across.
poptartkid 0
dude stop writing useless stuff and get a life it's not a ******* msn or wtv
DrunkenValor 0
Maybe I don't want a life, maybe you should stop reading extra comments. Stop your rage, rage kills.
allmidnighteyes 11
"dude stop writing useless stuff and get a life it's not a ******* msn or wtv" Your comment was absolutely useless, too, and didn't contribute anything to the comment section aside from more bullshit. Suck my asshole, fucktwat.
DrunkenValor 0
Yeah, you tell that douche.
hahahfyl 0
haha omg thats hilarious!
wordgirl 0
You made me laugh out loud. :D
redbluegreen 41
I picked an excellent husband. :3 And my twin wins.
gman90210 18
Would like to but do not know how and you are not in msn under that name
asmadasrabbits 0
your breath probably stunk, or you were a terrible kisser
mycleverusername 0
The only clear explanation is that he's a vampire and he cares about you too much to let it go any further. While you're at home sobbing deeply, he will leave and vow never to come back again. So here's what you have to do: Do something stupid, like jump off of a cliff. His psychic sister will then inform him of what she's seen and he will become suicidal, thinking that you are dead and that of course, he is the reason. She will then tell you of his plans and race you to another continent entirely to prove to him that you're alive. At that moment, he'll realize how much he cares about you and you will live happily ever after and even have vampire babies and the like. Not an FML. A simple and typical love story, really.
Les_Paul_Player 0
win
AAAAHHHH12 2
That is all win.
premiermois 5
Next time try going out on a romantic date with a guy you've just met to a place where there's not even starlight. That way he can't see what your face actually looks like and this won't happen again. Problem solved.
alexgisforme3 0
hes probly just a dumbass and it wasnt ur fault.
movies12 0
Oh man #17 comment made me laugh my ass off. OP maybe he didn't like you or something and made up that excuse not to totally hurt u, but obviously it did.
GirlWithBadLuck 0
what does OP mean? i know it stands for the writer person
allmidnighteyes 11
OP = Original Poster
gonzolove 0
All I think about when I see this is "OG: Original Gamer" by MC Lars. Great song btw.