Today, I woke up, completely naked, in bed with a guy I met the night before. We were both drunk the night before and I had agreed to go home with him. The reason I woke up was that someone was knocking on his bedroom door. Turns out he lives with his mom and she made us pancakes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up in bed with a one-night stand. We got really drunk the night before so I went to make a hangover-cure breakfast. Apparently he was so drunk that he didn't remember me, and when he came to the kitchen, he knocked me out with a pan and called the cops. FML
Today, I woke up naked next to my gay roommate after a night of drinking. Neither he nor I remember anything. FML
Today, I woke up from a night of crazy drunken sex with a guy I had met at a friends 23rd birthday party. The lights had been off when we had stumbled in to his house the night before. When I opened my eyes today, the first thing I saw was his family picture, complete with his wife and son. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML
Today, I found out that after drunkenly falling asleep at a guy's house, I not only slept-walked in his house, but I went upstairs into his parents room. And used their bathroom. I don't remember any of this, but his mom does. FML
Today, I woke up in a daze after a long night drinking. I felt a subtle nudge on my shoulder. I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, passed out on top of her, with no pants on. Her dad was, in so many words, informing me that I had to leave immediately. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We then decided to come home, planning an intimate moment. Once home, I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I'd fallen asleep right before we'd even started. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were drinking wine naked after sex. He went to get another glass, but on the way back tripped and fell flat on his face. His roommate unexpectedly came home, saw him face-down on the floor, thought I'd drugged him and tackled me before I could explain. FML
Today, I went down on my boyfriend while he was drunk, and he told me to get protection from his bedroom. I came back, he was passed out on the couch. His parents then came into the room after hearing noises. I was sitting there naked holding a condom while he was fast asleep. FML
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prvag23 0
That's almost sweet that his mom made breakfast...in a really, really weird and completely awkward way.
drunkgirlscout2 0
Hey, you did get FREE PANCAKES. Unless the pancakes were green and filled with laxatives, I would be happy
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Comments (302)
0 3
That's no FML! Pancakes are awesome!
darlingseas 0
Well that's sweet! :P You just have to laugh at things like that. It's what makes life so interesting.
kapiona 0
awkward way to start the day but it is free food; you can't complain too much.
tsezu 0
You had sex with a guy and instead of being kicked out and called a ***** by the guy's mom, she was so kind that she made you free breakfast. How is this FML?
GameRater01 0
You had supposedly good sex and homemade pancakes in the morning. I wish this would happen with me. Unless there was any awkward assumptions that it was more than a one night stand?
Jimboom 12
As long as it wasn't a transpoting moment where you find out he is dressing for school then this is not really a FML. Though obviously the fact that he still lives with his mommy doesn't speak well for his future boyfriend material. But shag and breakfast. Weyhey. Get in.
gqduck 0
It could be much worse than pancakes, right? she could have said "hey, I have some police officers out here" or "hey, I've got a priest out here". But PANCAKES?! Totally awesome.
green_199 0
Agreed with #14. You got drunk, mad play and pancakes. That's what life is all about...
bitchplease69_fml 0
That's pretty cool and sweet of his mom.
johnishotsauce 0
That is fantastic. I wish girl's that brought me home had mothers that would make us pancakes in the morning. Wait, I wish girls would bring me home.