Today, I was on an Easyjet flight, next to two attractive girls, listening to a track which starts with a woman pleasuring herself. I don't like this track so I go to skip it but accidentally unplug my headphones, activating my phone speakers and revealing the said woman at the peak of her orgasm. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML
Today, I was using my phone while in a crowded waiting room, and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The first words everyone heard? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML
Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML
Today, I was on my way home on an airplane. The guy I had to sit next to was reading a book with naked girls in it. About 15 minutes into the flight, he had an erection and started to giggle. It was a 2 hour flight. FML
Today, I sat in the bathroom on my phone to rub one out after a long day. Wanting to hear the action, I upped the volume until the sound was low enough for me to hear, despite the volume being near max. I continued until I realized my phone was connected to my headset outside near my family. FML
Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch porn on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear, but It wasn't until she came out of the bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML
Today, I was DJing on a popular local radio station when a pop-up window appeared on the station's computer. Of all the possible sounds that could have played, it was a girl screaming in pleasure. It went out live on air. FML
Today, I sat next to an attractive punk-rock guy on a plane. I tried impressing him by playing music I thought he would like. I clicked on The Who and opened a large window with the album cover so he could see. The track then shuffled, and he was faced with a giant picture of Miley Cyrus. FML
Today, as I got to my first class seat on an airplane, I saw the person I'd be sitting next to wafting the smell of her vagina towards herself and breathing in deeply. It's an eight hour flight. FML
Today, I was DJing for a church event where I was stationed in the middle and everyone was sitting behind me. I walked over to get something to drink and eat and came back to glaring looks and stares. My screensaver had turned on, containing pictures of my naked girlfriend. FML
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marny_fml 0
what the **** kind of song is that.
yay_fml 0
I want to know this song to create my own awkward moments.
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Comments (87)
JAWZ0RS 0
Rob Zombie has screwed me over like that a few times, too. You're not alone.
nwmsuFML 0
i would say either... rob zombie or Tech N9ne (sex out south)
jtsasquatch 0
Sex out south for sure
shorgenfunkel 0
Gamma Ray -- "Blood Religion?"
Isa_fml 20
brave/#19: That's exactly what I was thinking! Belphegor! And I wouldn't listen to Rob Zombie in public (or at all) either. Not because he's iconoclastic and violent, but because I'm not a 15-year-old mall goth and that shit's just embarrassing.
YT222 0
OMG!!!! was it me so horny???
maiden_girl 5
I would've just removed it from my mp3 player completely beforehand if I didn't like it. And btw, what the heck kind of song is that?!
dangermouse2990 19
It could be a huge number of rap or electronic songs
esclave_fml 0
@ #18 :D
Shibbles1 0
Does at song by MSI start like that? I have a similar experience. I was listening to an MSI mix cd outside of my car at a local target waiting for a game of Highschool fugitive to start up when the song that had the start sound like a girl getting ****** (I hate jimmy page) and in the group of us, were around 5 sophomore Mormon girls. All of the guys laughed, and the girls looked at us like total idiots xD
silly_kate 0
MSI ARE AWESOME!!!!! I Hate Jimmy Page is more Jimmy Urine pretending to be a girl coming, though, but yeah, you're taste in music is good!!!
omar_fml 0
lol is it "more human than human" by white zombie? that song is fucken dope
Lilphyco 0
Was it by Mushroom Head? XD