Today, I was on an Easyjet flight, next to two attractive girls, listening to a track which starts with a woman pleasuring herself. I don't like this track so I go to skip it but accidentally unplug my headphones, activating my phone speakers and revealing the said woman at the peak of her orgasm. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML
Today, I was using my phone while in a crowded waiting room, and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The first words everyone heard? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML
Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML
Today, I was on my way home on an airplane. The guy I had to sit next to was reading a book with naked girls in it. About 15 minutes into the flight, he had an erection and started to giggle. It was a 2 hour flight. FML
Today, I sat in the bathroom on my phone to rub one out after a long day. Wanting to hear the action, I upped the volume until the sound was low enough for me to hear, despite the volume being near max. I continued until I realized my phone was connected to my headset outside near my family. FML
Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch porn on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear, but It wasn't until she came out of the bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML
Today, I was DJing on a popular local radio station when a pop-up window appeared on the station's computer. Of all the possible sounds that could have played, it was a girl screaming in pleasure. It went out live on air. FML
Today, I sat next to an attractive punk-rock guy on a plane. I tried impressing him by playing music I thought he would like. I clicked on The Who and opened a large window with the album cover so he could see. The track then shuffled, and he was faced with a giant picture of Miley Cyrus. FML
Today, as I got to my first class seat on an airplane, I saw the person I'd be sitting next to wafting the smell of her vagina towards herself and breathing in deeply. It's an eight hour flight. FML
Today, I was DJing for a church event where I was stationed in the middle and everyone was sitting behind me. I walked over to get something to drink and eat and came back to glaring looks and stares. My screensaver had turned on, containing pictures of my naked girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
marny_fml 0
what the **** kind of song is that.
yay_fml 0
I want to know this song to create my own awkward moments.
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Comments (87)
steebewundah 3
Fight the feeling. By Mac miller?
The_9th_Doctor 18
did you get digits?
jiggleboy 9
I like how you think
nhbasskid13 23
Pretty sure there's a function that prevents against that. The phone pauses when you take out earphones.
sdroze1389 31
necro, he has a whole album called the sexorsist about kinky depraved sex acts with **** stars doing shout outs lol
AlexKing17 12
It could be pornstep by the highbury ******, that's pretty bad for that. xD
thefmlman2011 37
it probably was social disease by Bon Jovi. such a good song
jiggleboy 9
?
ODST_Panda 12
i would of keep playing it so people hear it was a song, not some **** .
Nat52482 25
How the hell do you unplug your headphones while switching songs...
HitlersNeice 17
I bet it was that Rob Zombie song ?