Work: Awkward small talk

Awkward small talk

By mybad - 25/08/2009 13:21 - United States

Today, a customer brought her kids into the store where I work. I like to make people laugh, so being my usual joking self I kidded, "Why aren't those kids in school?" She didn't laugh when she said that their house burned down the night before and the kids had no clothes to wear to school. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 04:27 - Canada

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By derbyboy - 19/10/2011 05:38 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML

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CosmicPossum 2

Tuesday 25 August 2009 20:16

Looking at a six year old and going, "Wait, I thought college started today!" is funny. Asking, "Shouldn't they be in school?" is going to come across as nosy and/or passive-aggressive (or passive-snarky), even if you do it with a smile. YD a retort for your poor judgement, though FYL for the coincidence of the fire. @6: Their house burnt down the night before, they're going to be a little traumatized. I think they deserve the day off.

Jazzywrites007 2

Tuesday 25 August 2009 20:06

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Comments

tenkenshi 2

Wednesday 26 August 2009 0:43

YDI for a joke that isn't even funny.

triplethreat13 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 1:42

so, you made a joke that wasn't funny. that family has no home and no clothes. compare your life to theirs. do you still think you've got it bad?

Jobob38 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 2:03

WTF is FTW backwards funny how these things work....

imakepurplesnow 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 2:11

I was totally expecting that to end with "Turns out they're not kids. They're midgets. FML."

DanizzleXFoSho 6

Wednesday 26 August 2009 2:17

lmao. I giggled.

JukeboxBunny 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 2:26

If their house burned down the night before, what the hell were they buying? They didn't exactly have anywhere to put it...

xd0rkiee 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 2:51

Who the **** laughs at "Why aren't those kids in school?" YDI.

realggirl 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 3:15

YDI for asking a personal question that quite frankly was none of your business. Ever heard of homeschoolers? 10% of kids in America are homeschooled you know.

limatii 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 4:33

How is that a personal question exactly? It's not like he asked their address..

lo1337a 1

Wednesday 26 August 2009 3:44

They easily could have not had SCHOOL-APPROPRIATE CLOTHES, & needed to buy some to supplement what little they had left, which may have been borrowed from neighbours, relatives etc. You're ******* morons you are.