Today, I was eating with my grandma and her sister, who don't get along. I went to the bathroom for just 2 minutes, only to come back to find pancakes everywhere and our plates smashed on the ground. They got into a "little argument". FML
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Today, I had a fight with my grandma again with whom I've been living for four years due to college hostel being below par. She blamed me for destroying her kitchen equipment by extensively cooking, especially at night. I've never placed a foot inside her kitchen since the beginning. FML
Today, I went downstairs after a family argument. The front door was kicked in, the sink faucet was snapped off, and there were broken plates all over the kitchen floor. I later found out that the argument was over who left the refrigerator door open. FML
Today, I was having lunch with my fiancé's family. After he excused himself to use the bathroom, his grandmother glared at me, sneered, "I never liked you" and kept eating while the others smirked. When my fiancé returned, everyone pretended nothing had happened. FML
Today, my greatgrandpa came over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, he pooped himself. My family went through the rest of the meal acting like we hadn't noticed to avoid embarassment. As it was coming to an end, my sister came home and immediately yelled, "Ew! Did someone poop?" He cried. FML
Today, I bought lunch for my grandparents, aunts, and uncles. My uncle apparently felt uncomfortable at the restaurant, because he got up and flipped the table over before leaving. The bill tripled because of the broken glass, and my uncle called me up later for a ride. FML
Today, my mom had me and my little brother make pancakes for breakfast. I had to let the dog out of the house to go do his business, so I had my little brother wait there and told him not to touch anything. I came back 5 minutes later, and there were cracked eggs in the almost-done batter. FML
Today, I got home to my grandma yelling at the top of her lungs that I didn't do everything I was supposed to when I was home. I literally washed dishes, cleaned counters, vacuumed, gathered trash, AND cleaned the bathroom. I didn't fold my blankets. That's it. That's what she was yelling about. FML
Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML
Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML
Today, I've been staying with my parents while I have time off from school. They got drunk and started an entire family fight because my dad made pizza and my mom is lactose intolerant. She insists my dad did it on purpose because, "he's an asshole and knows I can't eat cheese." FML
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Top comments
harrypotter955 19
Bitches be crazy.
mattlw 25
Thank god steak knives weren't involved. There may have been no survivors.
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Comments (53)
Kiki242 19
What did the pancakes do to them?
olpally 32
Reliving their childhood I presume. Lol. Call your parents?
AmyPond17 33
What is that going to accomplish? OP's parents can't tell their mother/mother in law and aunt/aunt in law what to do. That's like you telling your mom what to do.
olpally 32
The parents can put a stop to the fight or separate them easier than op could.
ekb777 13
At first when I read this I thought it said you were eating your grandma and her sister.. That would be a very different fml haha
Amama_fml 30
Oh my God! I read the exact same thing, glad I'm not the only one.
randm_dude 9
May I suggest paper plates and plastic cutlery for the next time you invit those old and lovely ladies over. But I guess their hen night was super exciting back in the days.
HeartOfLead 24
You probably feel like the babysitter now... You should punish them for wasting precious pancakes!
ogoodrich 14
Ihop everything turned out okay!
cottoncandymango 17
What a sticky situation.
LilMissHotHead 10
You sure it was little?
bkingkingking 13
did you look around in sorrowful disbelief, pick up one of the lifeless pancakes strewn on the floor & scream 'whyyyyyy' at them? make them feel guilty for wasting perfectly good pancakes
Martinez0285 28
if someone says "that escalated quickly "... I will kick their mom in the face
ThatOneTimeLord 25
Well that escalated quickly.