Today, I had a fight with my grandma again with whom I've been living for four years due to college hostel being below par. She blamed me for destroying her kitchen equipment by extensively cooking, especially at night. I've never placed a foot inside her kitchen since the beginning. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my psycho grandma yelled at me for being an "immature brat" by not offering to wash the dishes after dinner. I reminded her that when I offered last time, she raged at me for being "condescending." She responded by faking a heart attack and getting me indefinitely grounded. FML
Today, I was eating with my grandma and her sister, who don't get along. I went to the bathroom for just 2 minutes, only to come back to find pancakes everywhere and our plates smashed on the ground. They got into a "little argument". FML
Today, I got home to my grandma yelling at the top of her lungs that I didn't do everything I was supposed to when I was home. I literally washed dishes, cleaned counters, vacuumed, gathered trash, AND cleaned the bathroom. I didn't fold my blankets. That's it. That's what she was yelling about. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML
Today, after my mom moved our senile grandma in with us rather than find her a care home, she wakes up screaming at least once a night, and usually screams for a good few minutes. Then this morning she started throwing plates at me because she thought I was a criminal. It's only been four days. FML
Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML
Today, I decided to spend a few days at my grandma's house, to help her clean the place up a bit. So far, she's given me a "no masturbating under my roof" talk, used multiple racist slurs, and yelled "QUIET DOWN!" when I so much as sneezed in the next room. FML
Today, my grandmother hates me. So much so that I've become a rotten, desperate, and overall evil person with no thoughts and considerations towards other people. My family doesn't know this, but I can never undo the damage she has done to me since birth (as she raised me). I only care about my own well-being, nothing else. FML
Today, my grandmother has been complaining that I spend too much on food, so I started cooking food from scratch. I happily showed her my recipe book and encouraged her to try a few. She then mocked me for wasting time by not buying frozen food. FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
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RichardPencil 32
I'm not sure who the crazy one here is: the old lady or the one who hasn't been in the kitchen in four years? How do you not ever go in the kitchen? That's crazy!
BurnInDemonFire 39
So in four years you've never used the microwave, offered to cook, cleaned the dishes, taken out the trash, put stuff in the disposal (if you have one), used the fridge/freezer, stored food in the cabinets, mopped the floor, or found any other reason that required you to even set foot in the kitchen? What kind of person never sets foot in their kitchen? Hell, I can't avoid going in there, even when I'm not cooking or eating. How the **** have you managed that?
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protoskore 27
don't be surprised if one of these days she calls the police on you because you're a stranger who invaded her home.
RichardPencil 32
I'm not sure who the crazy one here is: the old lady or the one who hasn't been in the kitchen in four years? How do you not ever go in the kitchen? That's crazy!
ojoRojo 27
This reminds me of those paragraphs we had to read in school and then underline the details that weren’t relevant haha
BurnInDemonFire 39
So in four years you've never used the microwave, offered to cook, cleaned the dishes, taken out the trash, put stuff in the disposal (if you have one), used the fridge/freezer, stored food in the cabinets, mopped the floor, or found any other reason that required you to even set foot in the kitchen? What kind of person never sets foot in their kitchen? Hell, I can't avoid going in there, even when I'm not cooking or eating. How the **** have you managed that?
bl3ur0z3 17
How much do you spend on eating out? Maybe you should put that into a place of your own.
Hangryko 32
I hope you don't have her cook for you all the time. I'd blame the cookware being ruined on you too.
jriley4u 17
Grandma needs a new kitchen and wants you to pay for it.
mick3446 15
Time to use the pillow on her.
AmbrosiaFan 19
four years and never been in the kitchen? who makes your meals?
Julyrain 18
Any chance you’re a walker? A sleep walker, I mean... not Alan Walker 😜