Today, I was eating with my grandma and her sister, who don't get along. I went to the bathroom for just 2 minutes, only to come back to find pancakes everywhere and our plates smashed on the ground. They got into a "little argument". FML
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Today, I had a fight with my grandma again with whom I've been living for four years due to college hostel being below par. She blamed me for destroying her kitchen equipment by extensively cooking, especially at night. I've never placed a foot inside her kitchen since the beginning. FML
Today, I went downstairs after a family argument. The front door was kicked in, the sink faucet was snapped off, and there were broken plates all over the kitchen floor. I later found out that the argument was over who left the refrigerator door open. FML
Today, I was having lunch with my fiancé's family. After he excused himself to use the bathroom, his grandmother glared at me, sneered, "I never liked you" and kept eating while the others smirked. When my fiancé returned, everyone pretended nothing had happened. FML
Today, my greatgrandpa came over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, he pooped himself. My family went through the rest of the meal acting like we hadn't noticed to avoid embarassment. As it was coming to an end, my sister came home and immediately yelled, "Ew! Did someone poop?" He cried. FML
Today, I bought lunch for my grandparents, aunts, and uncles. My uncle apparently felt uncomfortable at the restaurant, because he got up and flipped the table over before leaving. The bill tripled because of the broken glass, and my uncle called me up later for a ride. FML
Today, my mom had me and my little brother make pancakes for breakfast. I had to let the dog out of the house to go do his business, so I had my little brother wait there and told him not to touch anything. I came back 5 minutes later, and there were cracked eggs in the almost-done batter. FML
Today, I got home to my grandma yelling at the top of her lungs that I didn't do everything I was supposed to when I was home. I literally washed dishes, cleaned counters, vacuumed, gathered trash, AND cleaned the bathroom. I didn't fold my blankets. That's it. That's what she was yelling about. FML
Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML
Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML
Today, I've been staying with my parents while I have time off from school. They got drunk and started an entire family fight because my dad made pizza and my mom is lactose intolerant. She insists my dad did it on purpose because, "he's an asshole and knows I can't eat cheese." FML
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Top comments
harrypotter955 19
Bitches be crazy.
mattlw 25
Thank god steak knives weren't involved. There may have been no survivors.
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Comments (53)
Eleanor6141 11
Gramma's gone wild.
TAHK 11
Only 2 minutes? I bet you didn't wash your hands.
mattlw 25
Nice catch.
jrock9093 18
What's family for if you can't throw a domestic dispute once and a while, cheer up its just plates there replaceable but family's forever lol good fun
corocoro 30
Don't quote me on that, but they may have anger issues. Throwing plates, seriously?
Landowner 8
Hopefully they weren't over at your house for lunch!
masterofnight 9
Oh my god, I read that as "I was eating my grandma"
AlWAYSN4EVR 13
I wonder what happens when they get into a huge argument.
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
Some people never change.
worldclassrager 39
What was this argument about?
ohSNAPyall 26
Good thing you got back when you did. Granny was about to bonk Auntie Em over the head with the juice pitcher.