Relationships, Poopoo peepee, Awkward and Animals: Awkwaaaaaaard

Awkwaaaaaaard

By Zoe Avila - 09/08/2011 22:55 - United States

Today, a downstairs neighbor of mine claimed money from me because apparently my dog took a dump on the fire escape, and the poop fell through the grates and on her groceries. I don't have a dog, but I paid the money anyway, because I was too ashamed to tell her it was my husband. FML

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By Username - 13/02/2011 02:17 - United States

Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid. FML

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By anonymous - 02/02/2010 17:32 - France

Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML

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Spooked

By fucking mafia or what?? - 12/01/2013 22:02 - United States - Marysville

Today, I opened my front door to go out for groceries. Lying on my doorstep was a pile of poop. A piece of paper was taped to the ground beside it that read, "Do it again and you'll get more than dog shit." I don't have the slightest clue who I pissed off, or how. FML

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By nightfall8705 - 17/08/2017 19:30 - United States - Walhalla

Today, I had to make my boss believe that I was late to work because my sick dog shit all over my bedsheets and I had to clean up the mess before work. The truth is, I don't have a dog, and I wrongly trusted a long fart this morning. FML

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Disproportionate response

By pick up after your dog you lazy piece of shit! - 09/06/2023 00:00

Today, having such terrible social anxiety and being terrified of confrontation, I confided in my apartment's maintenance man about my neighbor not picking up her dog’s poop. He assured me he’d handle it. He reported her to the leasing office, and now she and her kids are getting evicted. I feel bad. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2015 14:58 - United States - Redlands

Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML

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Doggy dog world

By this means war! - 19/02/2022 14:00

Today, I reported my neighbor to the leasing office for never picking up her dog’s turds. They told me they couldn't do anything without proof, so I snapped a picture and sent it in. Ever since then, I’ve been getting dog turds thrown on my porch. Coincidence? I think not. FML

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Pick it up

By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

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By Why Me - 20/10/2014 03:00 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my neighbor finally decided that when she walks her dog, she should pick up his poop. She also decided to leave the poop-filled bags in my driveway. I confronted her about this and she claimed it's never happened. I've watched her multiple times from my front window. FML

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By sammyxoxo - 18/12/2011 08:32 - Canada

Today, I stepped into a pile of dog shit on my doorstep, along with a note saying, "Keep your dog out of my yard." I don't own a dog. FML

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Ben360 6

Wednesday 10 August 2011 8:53

Stop hogging the bathroom!

dreamering 16

Wednesday 10 August 2011 8:56

You got to teach your husband what bathroom is there for.

Comments

LizzJizz 16

Wednesday 10 August 2011 10:17

Best shit i've read all day :')

robberry 11

Wednesday 10 August 2011 10:21

Why were her groceries on the fire escape?

foxmatrix15 8

Wednesday 10 August 2011 10:23

U totally deserve it and paying for it is half the problem now tell ur husband to stop being a bitch and craps like a dog and you stop taking to long in the bathroom u deserve it too

Wynthos 2

Wednesday 10 August 2011 10:26

Greatest twist ending ever.

Wreckless_fml 6

Wednesday 10 August 2011 10:28

What a legend.

wriptidez 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 10:48

ewww

minx663 1

Wednesday 10 August 2011 11:11

WTF is wrong with your husband? YDI for marrying a douche.

tona01 16

Wednesday 10 August 2011 16:46

Not a douche but aaaaaa.... (drums playing in the background) dipshit

Deathhound 27

Wednesday 10 August 2011 11:39

LOL, I would have been ashamed too.

coolkidjd 2

Wednesday 10 August 2011 11:46

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ur husbands a dumbass xD hahahahahaha no affense but thats ******* hilarious. xD

Shafreeka 8

Wednesday 10 August 2011 12:14

Offense**

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Wednesday 10 August 2011 11:50

You should of told her.."oh yeah, the shit.. that's free the first time but next time it'll cost ya... and my urine is extra, everytime... do ya want some now!!!???" then tell her to go f#%* herself since you didn't shit in her grocery bag... cause YOU didn't!!! Then give your moron husband a diaper!!