Awkwaaaaaaard

By Zoe Avila - 09/08/2011 22:55 - United States

Today, a downstairs neighbor of mine claimed money from me because apparently my dog took a dump on the fire escape, and the poop fell through the grates and on her groceries. I don't have a dog, but I paid the money anyway, because I was too ashamed to tell her it was my husband. FML
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dreamering 16

You got to teach your husband what bathroom is there for.

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Zebidee 8

So ashamed that you posted it on the internet under your full name?

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DawnMarie11 0

I agree here, why on earth use your Real name in connection with this story of pure stupidity?

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johnnybagodonuts 2

YDI for marrying a guy that ***** on fire escapes

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TheDrifter 23

I wouldn't be so sure. I've known a number of women who lock themselves in the bathroom for over two hours at a time, doing whatever it is they do in there.

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SolemnlyLove 7

Do americans take random ***** on fire escapes now?

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DawnMarie11 0

No Americans don't this jerk is what gives Americans a bad name, trust me most Americans are embarassed to acknowledge him as a human let alone an American.

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cufaoil 11

. o (toilet is blocked again.... gotta drop a deuce real bad... I KNOW! The fire escape!!)

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lalala2589 0

Something tells me *humans* like him don't do a whole lot of thinking.

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Vmonster 0

Now I can totally see why you're attracted to your husband.

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blank_jack 0

Disgusting! No words to describe such idiocracy!

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iRiS890 5

Idiocracy? Really? Please let that be sarcastic and to have just gone completely over my head.

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sparxva 12

Your husband is a dog. Buy that bad boy a leash and a collar if he is going to behave like that.

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