Assumptions
By oops - 08/05/2013 14:44 - Canada - Okotoks
By oops - 08/05/2013 14:44 - Canada - Okotoks
By jess - 30/04/2009 04:51 - United States
By quadropheniac - 09/06/2009 16:18 - United States
By but cum to think of it... - 03/07/2015 21:29
By Anonymous - 01/12/2014 17:55 - United States
By Anonymous - 30/11/2017 22:00 - United States - Littleton
By Mygawdwhy - 21/01/2018 01:30
By Anonymous - 28/11/2016 06:34
By Sarah - 25/08/2009 16:04 - United Kingdom
By Embarrassed Daughter - 18/07/2017 08:26 - United States - Erlanger
By PerfectBoyfriend - 07/06/2016 16:38 - Belgium - Reet
R u sure??
Ouch. Way to assume. At least it was just a scene at home and not at the airport. I've been held at customs, like 10 yrs ago, and asked why I'm bringing a small electrical object and what it was for (thinking it was some kind of spy device). They actually thought I was hiding something... Until they opened the bag and saw my toothbrush.
Please be a guy...so much funnier if OP is a guy.
Sounds like your mum needs an "electric toothbrush" herself.
I had the same sort of thing happen with an electric hair trimmer. It was on my couch and must of accidentally fell between the cushions. My daughters therapist came out to visit and sat down and next thing the couch was vibrating/buzzing. She upped and left before she gave me the opportunity to explain what it was and show her. I'm sure the whole school thinks I'm some sort of kinky nympho now :/
Why didn't you just show her what it really was?
Your mom must be feeling guilty about having her vibrator in her bag
I feel like I've read this FML before.
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Why is it that everyone seems so quick to judge??
Colorful names huh? "How dare you bring that vibrator you greenish, pinkish, orange with a tint of blue!!"