Mom Jokes FTW

By Embarrassed Daughter - 18/07/2017 08:26 - United States - Erlanger

Today, as we were going through airport security, my mom tried to joke with the person searching her bag, saying, "Just don't take out my vibrator!" She practically shouted it for the whole line to hear. FML
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Even worse, the TSA guy said, “Ma’am, we don’t routinely do cavity searches.”

My last time at the airport I forgot I'd packed a bottle of shampoo with my carry on and my bag was flagged for a search. I had a bright orange vibrator in the bag and they weren't very discreet about it. He could tell I felt awkward and assured me he'd seen way worse.

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Even worse, the TSA guy said, “Ma’am, we don’t routinely do cavity searches.”

That's embarrassing lol

As if there's already enough negative buzz about airport security.

My last time at the airport I forgot I'd packed a bottle of shampoo with my carry on and my bag was flagged for a search. I had a bright orange vibrator in the bag and they weren't very discreet about it. He could tell I felt awkward and assured me he'd seen way worse.

There's an interesting book idea... A bunch of whacky on-the-job stories and anecdotes from TSA agents!

Plot twist: It was actually an IED.

Company policy is never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. Use the indefinite article. Always "A dildo," never "Your dildo."

Ohh the embarrassment lol

I'm pickin' up good vibrations....

username SO checks out... ??