Troll mom

Even worse, the TSA guy said, “Ma’am, we don’t routinely do cavity searches.”

That's embarrassing lol

As if there's already enough negative buzz about airport security.

My last time at the airport I forgot I'd packed a bottle of shampoo with my carry on and my bag was flagged for a search. I had a bright orange vibrator in the bag and they weren't very discreet about it. He could tell I felt awkward and assured me he'd seen way worse.

Plot twist: It was actually an IED.

Company policy is never to imply ownership in the event of a *****. Use the indefinite article. Always "A *****," never "Your *****."

Ohh the embarrassment lol

I'm pickin' up good vibrations....

username SO checks out... ??