By Embarrassed Daughter - 18/7/2017 08:26 - United States - Erlanger

Mom Jokes FTW

Today, as we were going through airport security, my mom tried to joke with the person searching her bag, saying, "Just don't take out my vibrator!" She practically shouted it for the whole line to hear. FML
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By  Brain_fart  |  19

My last time at the airport I forgot I'd packed a bottle of shampoo with my carry on and my bag was flagged for a search. I had a bright orange vibrator in the bag and they weren't very discreet about it. He could tell I felt awkward and assured me he'd seen way worse.

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By  Brain_fart  |  19

My last time at the airport I forgot I'd packed a bottle of shampoo with my carry on and my bag was flagged for a search. I had a bright orange vibrator in the bag and they weren't very discreet about it. He could tell I felt awkward and assured me he'd seen way worse.

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  Cali  |  54

There's an interesting book idea... A bunch of whacky on-the-job stories and anecdotes from TSA agents!