Well it did turn out to be a toothbrush.. Didn't that teach her not to jump to conclusions?

Unless you're using a vibrator to sodomize helpless individuals in your sex dungeon, I don't see why your mom would make such a big deal at the thought of you having one. Parents need to chill. Also, I wish you would comment back on here and tell us what her face looked like when you pulled out a toothbrush.

Tell her the jokes on her. It's her toothbrush that you use to pleasure yourself.

And even if it was a vibrator? So...?

If my mother called me 'colorful names' for not repressing my sexuality, there would be no silence on that house til I left for the trip.

you took them out of ur sex toy right :p

That's weird. Why does she thinks that's automatically what it'd be!?

Acting like she's never used such a thing...

okay even if it was a vibrator its none of your mamma's business OP

Sounds like your mom needs her own vibrating gadget of she's that uptight!