Transportation: Assumptions

Assumptions

By Anonymous - 09/03/2014 19:31 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was on the subway, when the girl opposite me suddenly started shouting and accusing me of photographing her. I was reading a book on my phone, and I showed her the screen, but I got shoved around anyway by another guy, who threatened to report me for being a pervert. FML

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By Thithien1 - 01/04/2009 06:07 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was on a crowded subway going home. My trousers were a bit dusty so I tried to dust myself off. As I was slapping the side of my leg I missed and hit a woman behind me in the ass. She called me a pervert and walked off. Everyone stared at me. It takes 40 minutes to get home. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:46 - France

Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML

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By Ms. Heartless - 16/12/2011 00:37 - United States

Today, I was riding the subway, reading a book, when a woman suddenly shoved a flyer over my book. Aghast by her rude gesture, I declined to take the paper. I looked over and noticed it was a flyer for a missing girl. FML

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WTF? FML!

By ricky the sage - 05/10/2013 00:04 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML

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You deserved it 3 377

By keep_your_eyes_on_the_sidewalk - 25/06/2018 15:00

Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML

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You deserved it 218

By Whyudodis - 01/10/2016 07:18 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, while on the skytrain, a woman leaned on the railing bar that I was holding onto, crushing my hand. My first instinct was to move my hand when she turned around and began loudly yelling at me for, "Touching her waist" and "Sexually harassing" her. FML

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You deserved it 889

By AznKoreanGuy - 04/03/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, while getting off the bus, there was a lady in front of me wearing a dress and suddenly her phone dropped out of her bag. I picked up the phone for her which landed right beneath her dress and as she turned around she thought I was trying to take pictures of her panties and slapped me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2018 20:30

Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML

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By Quackadoodledoo - 24/04/2014 02:21 - United Kingdom - Edgware

Today, I was on the London underground reading a newspaper. A huge guy was sitting next to me and there weren't many other people around. As I turned a page, he leaned into me, glaring, and said, "I'm not finished yet". At the next stop I put down the paper and jumped off. It wasn't even my stop. FML

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I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo

By DontSniffMyHair - 07/07/2021 06:01

Today, while sitting on the bus the man sitting slightly above and behind me leaned over my seat. All I heard was someone deeply inhaling in to my hair. I turned around and slapped him. Everyone saw what he did, but no one defended me while I was being thrown off the bus for assault. FML

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You deserved it 265

boating_guy 33

Monday 10 March 2014 1:43

Wow, damn girl. Settle down there. Some girls are just bitches or think to highly of themselves... Pity that's how some people are today. Either way you aren't actually at fault for anything OP, so you have nothing to worry about. And the worst is when girls act that way and aren't even that hot...

metallica_wins 20

Monday 10 March 2014 1:46

Neither of them seem very familiar with books.

Comments

laden_swallow09 34

Monday 10 March 2014 3:34

Hah! Who the hell could the douche report OP to? What're they gonna do, revoke his rail pass for purvy pictures he doesn't even have?

DeeDeeJay 15

Monday 10 March 2014 3:43

It sounds like she just wanted to cause a scene

brandoneyez1 25

Monday 10 March 2014 4:03

Don't worry op. Sounds like she had a bad previous experience. She may have had someone photograph her in the past and she was feeling threatened by you even though no such threat existed.

TXFernwoods 26

Monday 10 March 2014 4:22

What a drama queen.

KimchiKim 9

Monday 10 March 2014 4:41

Yeah. Sure. You were taking pictures of her because she was oh SO pretty. Her absolutely SMASHING beauty has caused her to fall prey to a pervert.

AverageJoey 18

Monday 10 March 2014 4:48

Well depending on how that guy treated you, it might be assault or harassment.

ZombieSazza 34

Monday 10 March 2014 5:17

Jeezo, FYL, this girl is a bitch who is clearly paranoid and thinks the world revolves around her! I hope you were ok after OP!

inner_peace 19

Monday 10 March 2014 5:25

Hooray for men now being perpetually labeled as perverts in society. Now just being a man is almost a sin.

squideth 18

Monday 10 March 2014 23:15

Aww poor men, so sad. You men have it so hard :C not.

BradTheBrony 19

Tuesday 11 March 2014 17:11

He never said that the life of a man was hard, he simply insinuated that men are called perverts far more often than women. Nice job on the thinly-veiled misandry, though.