FreeTacos_
Pueblo, United States
Assumptions
Today, I told my crush that I liked her a lot. She told me not to message her when I'm drunk. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Jan
Poor choice of words
Today, I got drunk and tried to talk with my crush. I ended up telling her that she reminded me of my nieces. FML
grlks
United States
No
Today, I told a girl that I liked her. She replied, "Don't." FML
Stupid Drunk
United States
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
713
United States
Today, the girl I like sent me a Facebook message telling me how the message I left on her phone was one of the funniest drunk dials she's ever gotten. I'm debating whether or not I should tell her that I don't drink. FML
allennn
France
Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML
messed up
United States
Today, I finally told my crush that I like her. She said she could never date me, because apparently, "My best friend likes you." Her best friend is my step-sister. FML
Anonymous
Never leave evidence
Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML
hannahisacooler
Chino Hills, United States
Today, I told the guy I liked about my crush on him. He said he would keep me in mind if he ever hits rock bottom. FML
um...no? i don't think so anyway
Warren, United States
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I felt. She instantly burst out laughing and said, "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML
Top comments
peteto818 28
Maybe do it in person next time. She'll see that you're serious about it.
Steve95401 49
Wait until you really are drunk, then text her.
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Comments (79)
YourOpinionSucks 22
You deserve it, man up and say it to her face.
interesting33 37
It might have been her way of saying she doesn't see you in that way (equally it might not be that at all), but one of my friends texted me that and I ignored it and pretended I hadn't got it, but I didn't like him in that way. Text really isn't the best way to do that though.
Redgy22 26
Sorry Op. But she gave you an out-just say you really were drunk & play it off. She doesn't need to know the truth if it embarrasses you.
NYGiants1925 22
Next time you see her let her know you were serious.
amberdea404 28
Try to tell her in person, ask her out. Be an actual person instead of using technology.
TheGingerKang 3
Tell her to not respond when she's drunk.
Tripartita 45
This is why I always carry a breathalyzer with me. You never know when you're going to need to test yourself and send a picture of the results. It's incredibly romantic.
SecundusSecunda 27
"Let's take this test together!"
bad_boyfriend 10
That's rough
homtravel 10
Meet her up the next time round and tell her you're serious about what you texted.
bonermonkey 31
that is the kind of thing I would have said to protect myself in case you were just fooling or completely wasted or your friend was on your phone messing about. so for me it would be hard to tell if this means straight out rejection or if it just means tell them in a way that means they can take you seriously (e.g. in person). anyway I assume which it was will become clear next time you see them anyway...