FreeTacos_
Pueblo, United States
Assumptions
Today, I told my crush that I liked her a lot. She told me not to message her when I'm drunk. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Jan
Poor choice of words
Today, I got drunk and tried to talk with my crush. I ended up telling her that she reminded me of my nieces. FML
grlks
United States
No
Today, I told a girl that I liked her. She replied, "Don't." FML
Stupid Drunk
United States
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
713
United States
Today, the girl I like sent me a Facebook message telling me how the message I left on her phone was one of the funniest drunk dials she's ever gotten. I'm debating whether or not I should tell her that I don't drink. FML
allennn
France
Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML
messed up
United States
Today, I finally told my crush that I like her. She said she could never date me, because apparently, "My best friend likes you." Her best friend is my step-sister. FML
Anonymous
Never leave evidence
Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML
hannahisacooler
Chino Hills, United States
Today, I told the guy I liked about my crush on him. He said he would keep me in mind if he ever hits rock bottom. FML
um...no? i don't think so anyway
Warren, United States
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I felt. She instantly burst out laughing and said, "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML
Top comments
peteto818 28
Maybe do it in person next time. She'll see that you're serious about it.
Steve95401 49
Wait until you really are drunk, then text her.
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Comments (79)
hmrhoades 18
Maybe she has low self esteem. I do and that sounds like something I would say. It's hard for me to take a compliment.
ValleyHockey12 14
I feel ya bro
Incognico 22
Cheers
Richard6036 13
Maybe she thinks your drunk because you grew a pair all of a sudden, man up more stop hiding
worldclassrager 41
That's good advice...you said that while sober right?
klawzor 17
I'm sorry.... But you got rekt OP. Try telling her in person or on Skype, although she doesn't sound interested. Never hurts to try! Good luck, OP.
Paco_el_Taco 17
Someone say free tacos!?
Shadowtrooper34 16
Am I the only one who says guys like people and girls have crushes? Just me?
MrZsDad 19
At least she gave you an out?
mjmaher81 5
Maybe she didn't feel confident that you would say something like that if you were thinking straight? Talking to her face-to-face always helps.