By bdawg923 - 11/04/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, at work, I noticed a spider on a female co-worker's shirt. I gently brushed it off. She accused me of sexual harassment. FML
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The spider was on her shoulder to those who asked.

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the spider should be the one accused of sexual harassment

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Aflacduck 0

Nobody gives a damn if you're first. It makes you look like a jackass. To OP - For future incidences, DO NOT TOUCH WOMEN NO MATTER WHERE. They will usually consider it sexual harassment. Just point it out and let them deal with it.

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LenWK 0

You're a dumbass. YDI. Also, FIRST!

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turkeymonster39 0
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because just telling her she had a spider on her was too hard?

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ahti546 11
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Welcome to America.

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perfectwinds 0

I would have hugged you or something. What a bitch. #1, how did he deserve it?

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MissDanish17 5

He was just trying to help!

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Aflacduck 0

Nobody gives a damn if you're first. It makes you look like a jackass. To OP - For future incidences, DO NOT TOUCH WOMEN NO MATTER WHERE. They will usually consider it sexual harassment. Just point it out and let them deal with it.

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ryan__h 1
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well #2 the OP could have said there's a spider on your shirt...but i don't think the op deserved it

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TeaPirate 0

Ooh. D: Sorry, man!

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Serial 2
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the spider should be the one accused of sexual harassment

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matt1234321 0

hahahahaha ^^

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Lauren10102 3

I'm not sure that it being on the back would be much better....

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Unlucky_Gun 0
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It was accused, I arrested it

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you_not_me_OWNED 0

was it on the frontside of her shirt?

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Dre27 20
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If it was on her rack its a ydi for sure

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drimpossible 0
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Very poor judgment... it is one thing if you say "hey there's a spider there, you want me to brush it off?"

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CherishFlowers 0

You should have told her... she could have brushed it off herself, or she would have asked you to. YDI.

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Unlucky_Gun 0
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Maybe OP didn't want to tell her because he didn't want to deal with a screaming woman

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Helldemon 32

Or she would have completely freaked out about it

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LANCERZzZz 0
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YDI No good deed goes unpunished. Remember that next time.

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