FreeTacos_
Pueblo, United States
Assumptions
Today, I told my crush that I liked her a lot. She told me not to message her when I'm drunk. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Jan
Poor choice of words
Today, I got drunk and tried to talk with my crush. I ended up telling her that she reminded me of my nieces. FML
grlks
United States
No
Today, I told a girl that I liked her. She replied, "Don't." FML
Stupid Drunk
United States
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
713
United States
Today, the girl I like sent me a Facebook message telling me how the message I left on her phone was one of the funniest drunk dials she's ever gotten. I'm debating whether or not I should tell her that I don't drink. FML
allennn
France
Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML
messed up
United States
Today, I finally told my crush that I like her. She said she could never date me, because apparently, "My best friend likes you." Her best friend is my step-sister. FML
Anonymous
Never leave evidence
Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML
hannahisacooler
Chino Hills, United States
Today, I told the guy I liked about my crush on him. He said he would keep me in mind if he ever hits rock bottom. FML
um...no? i don't think so anyway
Warren, United States
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I felt. She instantly burst out laughing and said, "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML
Top comments
peteto818 28
Maybe do it in person next time. She'll see that you're serious about it.
Steve95401 49
Wait until you really are drunk, then text her.
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Comments (79)
TrendyMatt 2
She just can't believe it. Prove it to her!
satxrebel2020 1
Were you actually drunk?
WinterChild 20
Do it in person... This should be common knowledge.
fourstar116 7
Yeah I've been there
8Dirty1 24
you should really take that advice dude
Soninuva 41
I guess you were crushed. I'll go now.
Michal99 12
Sorry Op.
addictionpool 10
sack up and say face to face
jkp1291 25
She just gave you a free out so you don't ruin the friendship or get embarrassed. Just take it and move on.
syngatesss 5
Maybe she said this because she likes you and thinks you were only playing