FreeTacos_
Pueblo, United States
Assumptions
Today, I told my crush that I liked her a lot. She told me not to message her when I'm drunk. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Jan
Poor choice of words
Today, I got drunk and tried to talk with my crush. I ended up telling her that she reminded me of my nieces. FML
grlks
United States
No
Today, I told a girl that I liked her. She replied, "Don't." FML
Stupid Drunk
United States
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
713
United States
Today, the girl I like sent me a Facebook message telling me how the message I left on her phone was one of the funniest drunk dials she's ever gotten. I'm debating whether or not I should tell her that I don't drink. FML
allennn
France
Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML
messed up
United States
Today, I finally told my crush that I like her. She said she could never date me, because apparently, "My best friend likes you." Her best friend is my step-sister. FML
Anonymous
Never leave evidence
Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML
hannahisacooler
Chino Hills, United States
Today, I told the guy I liked about my crush on him. He said he would keep me in mind if he ever hits rock bottom. FML
um...no? i don't think so anyway
Warren, United States
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I felt. She instantly burst out laughing and said, "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML
Top comments
peteto818 28
Maybe do it in person next time. She'll see that you're serious about it.
Steve95401 49
Wait until you really are drunk, then text her.
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Comments (79)
madscientist_17 15
She probably likes you and was afraid that you were only saying you liked her because you were drunk! She just didn't want to embarrass herself by saying she likes you back and you possibly saying "i was drunk. I don't like you"
Zanquis 22
She should have given your some directions back to the friendzone you tried to leave..
WOTAN1488 24
RIP FreeTacos' dignity
Tripartita 45
With a username like FreeTacos, are we sure it was still alive?
Dominus101 20
Then message her when your a Lil blazed
TheUglytumor 3
Well were you drunk or no because that could change the whole story?
MELKOZAR 27
Inebriation is not something to joke about!
cosplaychic 18
Get wrecked son
laden_swallow09 35
Need some inspiration? Never crush. NEVER. Who crushes, anyhow? Children. Middle school kids. Are you a child? Do you want to be a child, anymore? No. No, you don't. If you're crushing, you're only allowing the possibilities for stuff to go wrong, feelings to go unrequited, or let yourself down by putting him/her on a pedestal. Ever hear that song "Centerfold"? Either friend, date, screw, or marry. Never crush. After all, they're only human, nobody particularly special, just like you. That said, get off your phone and go tell her!
Xealkry 18
Sh might just be in denial. When I told my crush she just said I was lying at first.
MisterChaos 9
I think you deserved it a little bit. You dont text something like that to someone.