Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML
Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML
Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us had a really nice ass, so I turned to my friend and said, "Damn, she has a perfect ass." He replied, "That's a guy." FML
Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML
Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML
Today, I walked into work and overheard three of my female coworkers talking and laughing about how ugly my face is, and how they’re sorry for whoever has to marry me. They went on to name the coworkers they actually would sleep with. I’m 25 and I've still never had a girlfriend. Thanks for the self-esteem boost. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a school, as I walked past the swings these two girls smiled and said "wow, you are so pretty!". I smiled back and said "awww, well thank you!." As I walked past I hear them laughing, "she actually believed us." FML
Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML
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EvenIfItKillsMe 0
awh. People can be so mean.
ichnal 0
You sound like a sweety, though. At least your ass is nice?
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Comments (252)
blackhawk465 0
Why does everybody here have such sympathy? Maybe the OP truly is ugly? It's harsh but boo hoo.... Yes, FTL because of it, but move on. I'm kind of tired of ugly people, fat people, douche bag people* all complaining. FML should be about more of ordinary people being in extraordinary sucky situations. Not the people I just mentioned in typical situations. *I'm obviously all of these at the same time, you can tell by the tone of my comment
Tashaxox 0
Know what i think?? When you turned around they probably realized you were too good for them so they insulted you trying to make themselves look better, therefore making you want them more because now 'they're better than you'. It didnt work so well for them did it? Haha keep your head up high and know who you are and what you stand for. In my books that counts for a lot more than looks ;) GL
stephaniepopatia 0
I agree #32. I'm not vain. But some people are just plain ugly.
24788 6
Hey at least he can hit it from behind?
redbluegreen 40
Your butt makes up for you face. I don't see a problem here.
redbluegreen 40
Sorry. It's your, not you.
Nissi 17
Jerks. :c
allmidnighteyes 10
I want picture proof of your ass being that nice. They're shallow shitbags who bring people down for fun, don't let it bring you down. I'm sure they would've said that to anyone else too.
gingermonster16 0
Hey, nice butts are always a good thing. And they sound like the one's with shitty personalities so that sucks. And you should have said something back to the sort of: "No worries, the only reason I turned around was because I assumed you were hot from the sound of your voice, oops, I was wrong as well!"
pinkdottedbow 0
He's a guy. That's not a normal thing to say.
cathrn17 0
hey dont worry about it, if you decide you're attractive and confident then you are. people like those girls are insecure and immature and they boost themselves by putting other people down.