Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML
Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML
Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us had a really nice ass, so I turned to my friend and said, "Damn, she has a perfect ass." He replied, "That's a guy." FML
Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML
Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML
Today, I walked into work and overheard three of my female coworkers talking and laughing about how ugly my face is, and how they’re sorry for whoever has to marry me. They went on to name the coworkers they actually would sleep with. I’m 25 and I've still never had a girlfriend. Thanks for the self-esteem boost. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a school, as I walked past the swings these two girls smiled and said "wow, you are so pretty!". I smiled back and said "awww, well thank you!." As I walked past I hear them laughing, "she actually believed us." FML
Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML
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EvenIfItKillsMe 0
awh. People can be so mean.
ichnal 0
You sound like a sweety, though. At least your ass is nice?
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Comments (252)
Crimson35124 0
you prob have more ass then lol. never even knew girls look at guys' butts
silly_kate 0
don't worry about them! they're just bitches! you should have said what #43 wrote! wipe that smug 'pretty' smirk off that ****'s face!
CandyLolita 0
There's a difference between cute and handsome, you know. They ARE still a bunch of bitches, and *****. Flirting with random people and perving on "cute butts". @43 --that was excellent!
watermind 0
"I know! I'm only hot from the waist down, I need to get a midget for a girlfriend... ". Say something damn it. Say something that doesn't sound to dumb, keep composure, and don't care much about it. That will immediately give you more points than a cute face. Potentially embarrassing situations are golden opportunities to stand out, don't waste them.
Alexgoesfml 3
#32, you are completely wrong. FMLs can be about any thing, not 'typical' people in harsh situations, why are you getting so pissed off at stuff like this.
crappyday09 0
Sucks to ne you but hey atleast youve got a decent ass!
leandra12 0
Way to give a backhanded compliment.
laurisshnazzy 0
Ugh, I hate shallow bitches like that. It was really unnecessary to make a comment like that. Here, I'll date you. You sound nice, and a great ass is always a plus. :P
dyld921 2
You must be one of those 'butterface'. Look on the bright side, at least you have a nice ass ;)
DieselGirl 0
#43 THAT is effing awesome, if a guy ever said that me to, i would prolly cry. hahaha now That would be a swift kick to the ego. OP follow what #43 said.