Next time take a pic of the hair you want.

Yep, a picture is worth a thousand words.

A thousand german words!

Hell I do that even though my hairdresser speaks English. I am terrible with the fashion vocabulary.

You beat me to it. I do this anyway.

What a hairy situation. If anything, you could shave your head- try out the new look.

Refer to #4 for proper haircutting puns.

Use your context clues man

That or you started a new trend

So I guess your language skills just aren't cutting it, huh?

They're a hair out of practice.

This is probably the best joke I've heard all week.

what a sharp comment

The same thing probably happened to the weeknd

insert comment about "carrying" for OP and how you are sorry and hope he is ok and all that shit HERE

Don't think anyone's ever said they'd be carrying about OP

The most useless comment I've read in a while. Good job, 6.

If they're anything like the ones here in the US they might not even be speaking the same language as you, but if they are, best to get some needed practice

It could also be possible you ended up with a not-so-great hairdresser. I was born in raised in the US and I have ended up with the exact opposite of what I asked on at least three occasions. good news is, is just hair, it grows back.

Yes but if you've got very long hair and they cut a lot off, it can take years :(

Did you end up looking like Flo? (Progressive commercial)

Its hard to get what you want even in your own language, and as #8 said, you could have been with a not so great hairdresser. Bring a picture of what you want next time!!