By hrmpf - 19/01/2016 14:37 - Germany - Bremen

Today, I went to the hairdresser for the first time in the country I just moved to. Guess I don't speak the language as well as I thought. FML
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MegasaurusRex89 28
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So I guess your language skills just aren't cutting it, huh?

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andits 21

Next time take a pic of the hair you want.

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andits 21

Next time take a pic of the hair you want.

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Redgy22 26

Yep, a picture is worth a thousand words.

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FalloutScrolls 25

A thousand german words!

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cheeeksss 29
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Hell I do that even though my hairdresser speaks English. I am terrible with the fashion vocabulary.

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jake_braves 25
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You beat me to it. I do this anyway.

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JaffaMC 13
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What a hairy situation. If anything, you could shave your head- try out the new look.

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higgysaurus 18
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Refer to #4 for proper haircutting puns.

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mattyiscool123 26
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Use your context clues man

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lui_pg 21
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That or you started a new trend

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MegasaurusRex89 28
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So I guess your language skills just aren't cutting it, huh?

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syki 22
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They're a hair out of practice.

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ConfusedCat 11
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This is probably the best joke I've heard all week.

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Oyas12 14

what a sharp comment

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fuckfuckityfuck 16
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The same thing probably happened to the weeknd

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cosmic_peanut 17

insert comment about "carrying" for OP and how you are sorry and hope he is ok and all that shit HERE

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PhasesPhantom 22
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Don't think anyone's ever said they'd be carrying about OP

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cheeeksss 29
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The most useless comment I've read in a while. Good job, 6.

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AC98 19
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If they're anything like the ones here in the US they might not even be speaking the same language as you, but if they are, best to get some needed practice

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PossiblyInDanger 24
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It could also be possible you ended up with a not-so-great hairdresser. I was born in raised in the US and I have ended up with the exact opposite of what I asked on at least three occasions. good news is, is just hair, it grows back.

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Arwen_Evenstar 37
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Yes but if you've got very long hair and they cut a lot off, it can take years :(

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tin_cup 27
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Did you end up looking like Flo? (Progressive commercial)

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TokioCore 17
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Its hard to get what you want even in your own language, and as #8 said, you could have been with a not so great hairdresser. Bring a picture of what you want next time!!

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