Sports, Injury, Football and Love: ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By hyper12332 - 29/04/2009 14:35 - Australia

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML

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By hawaiiansokkrboi - 19/04/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing penalty kicks. It was my turn up and this cute girl that I like was watching off ten feet away from the goal. I was running to take the kick when I slipped and kicked the ball. It hit her head and now she won't talk to me. FML

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By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I pass some kids playing soccer. One of them kicks the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily I catch the ball. Then I drop kick the ball, intending to say "go get it." Instead it ricochets of a nearby tree and hits my face. FML

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By No thanks - 11/12/2014 12:08 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML

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By mild banana - 16/06/2016 16:55 - United States - Cedar Hill

Today, I was kicking my soccer ball with my father. My mom pulled out in the car without checking and ran into to me. FML

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By Icci - 12/12/2009 22:54 - United States

Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML

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By Name - 11/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML

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Footie

By supras - 04/12/2013 02:03 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML

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Smooth moves

By Anonymous - 16/03/2023 10:00 - Canada

Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML

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By -_- - 07/10/2015 11:29 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML

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Wednesday 29 April 2009 22:59

Oh man, that sucks...for both of you, but for her, mostly. Damn!

tehhotness 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 23:15

did you pull your shirt over your head and run around doing the classic soccer airplane celebration?

Comments

sims224 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 5:21

woman beater!

PonTiFeX 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 5:28

#40 For one thing, learn to spell, it's "Tourettes". Second of all; how would having Tourettes make this situation different in any way? Tourettes is having random uncontrollable ticks NOT kicks.

24788 6

Thursday 30 April 2009 5:35

HAHA, that's so mean. FHL

junjouromantica 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 5:32

Things should be fine. I got kicked with a soccer ball in the stomach by a guy I liked. Not twice... but I still would of understood. And he was there to comfort me. ;) And I've accidently kicked another guy I liked during soccer. Felt really bad, but things were okay. :D

McCannCanTriple 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 5:32

If she's still cool with you after that, then she's a definite keeper. Ask her out

tRiViUm256 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 7:02

im cracking up just picturing the situation... lmao. but yeah that sucks for both of you

AlcSilian 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 7:41

LoL. Yeah like one of the other said here: You should have tried a hat trick :D. She will get used with it.. Now is football ball next will be someother kinds of balls :). So you gave the start my friend. Good job!

lcharlie 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 7:42

that's genuinely funny right there.

afosnes 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 8:05

dude i saw this when i was moderating earlier and like 10 min later another one came up that said the same thing but it was "i was playing soccer with a guy i like and he kicked in my face twice" thats hilarious

luv2sing247 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 8:21

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!! That's happened to me sooo many times. That shit hurts! But it's sooo funny! (Once you get over the embarassment.) I hope she doesn't hold that against you! Haha