All you need is hate

By Anonymous - 10/08/2013 21:30 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my mother-in-law yelled from across the house for me to come quickly. She sounded frantic, so I rushed and asked what was wrong. She said, "Nothing." and that she just wanted to remind me that she hates my guts. She'll be living here with me and my wife for the next two months. FML
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kaitlynjane 28

Apparently she's never heard of " The Boy Who Cried Wolf."

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gracehi 31

"I'll remember that when you have your inevitable heart attack."

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utlanning 9

An anagram for mother in law is woman hitler. Coincidence? I think not.

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ashleyhalla 21

Nope nope nope. That lady would have to.

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Beanosaur 4

two months..more like forever. .forev-errrrrrrrr.

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metalhedcop 6

I'd tell the old bag to kiss my ass, then walk off.

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buckeye_state 11

the thing some awful old people forget it's that some day, their family may very well be wiping their butts. best be nice.

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theKevmeister 13

set off your smoke detector and yell FIIIIIRE!! time her to see if she would make it out of the house in a real emergency, do this preferably while she is sleeping. if she takes too long make sure to tell her that she better hope your wife helps her because the feeling is mutual

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