By crappyeve - 25/12/2016 05:10 - United States - Wilmington

Today, I was having a Christmas Eve party and my sewer got backed up. Everyone had to go home and now I have to wait until Monday to get it fixed. It's a 15-minute drive to the local McDonald's to take a crap. FML
I agree, your life sucks 7 793
You deserved it 959

Same thing different taste

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I'm not saying that it would be particularly pleasant, but if I were you, I would just poop inside of a bucket or something, and keep that bucket outside except when you have to poop. It wouldn't be fun, and it would stink, but I'd rather just have momentary self-control, than waste like 45 minutes of my day driving all the way to McDonalds and back, just taking a sh*t. Plus, you would be wasting a lot of gas and wear-and-tear on your car. Not a smart investment. Plus, it would be awkward walking into McDonalds just to poop... Probably even more awkward than my suggestions! And if you get food there, the food there is very bad for you. Worst case scenario, just pop a squat in your backyard and poop and bring some toilet paper. You do know it'll just decompose in a few weeks and turn into soil, right? That's the way nature works. Bacteria and organisms and stuff will just eat the poop. It's fine. Circle of life

Well that's a shi... I'll sto... nope that's overrated too. What do I do now?


You forgot to put asterisks around the first two words. I'd also recommend getting a room for that sort of thing…

Well that's a shi... I'll sto... nope that's overrated too. What do I do now?

One of those guests may have a very guilty conscience tonight.

Christ, it must've smelled like a farm. Wait… Christ… farm—that's it! OP, open your house to the public so they can pay for an authentic manger experience on Christmas Eve!

Sounds like it's time to invest in a chamber pot.

mermaidkeels 26

Couldn't you stay with someone until Monday?

liquid plumber oops that's right nothing is open

Use a plastic bag inside of a 5 gallon bucket. It's better than most McDonald's bathrooms anyway.