Today, my six year-old daughter discovered the family's pet rabbit in the basement freezer. The rabbit had died almost a year ago, and we'd stored it in the freezer, intending to bury it later. Here's to the trauma of losing the family pet. Twice. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML
Today, I found out my dad ate my rabbit when I was 6 years-old. He'd told me it ran away. I can't be mad at my dad, he's been dead for 5 years. FML
Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said, "Avada kedavra!" She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML
Today, our family cat died. He had a disease (forget the name). My sister brought home a bunny, and I thought nothing of it until I tried to make the cat and the bunny friends. Sadly, it triggered his illness from stress, and he tragically passed away 4 days later. I still believe it's my fault; everyone says otherwise. FML
Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML
Today, I was babysitting my little cousin when we decided to go outside and have a "treasure hunt" in the backyard. The first thing we found? The bones of her pet dog who had passed away four years ago. FML
Today, my rabbit died. He died a painful death from ingesting too much carpet. I now have no rabbit and a patchy carpet. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
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xThatAsianGurlx 0
Well that's disturbing
amerwin 3
At this point, you may as well get it stuffed and mounted on the wall. It will surely be a welcomed mantlepiece come Easter time.
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Comments (150)
evilcartman 0
shoulda made rabbit stew
Shana7780 0
WOW how do you leave a dead animal in the freezer for a year?
ashtin85 0
lol ^ :D
jose1760 1
I think your going to beat Dana Lohan for mother of the year!!
sparta98 4
Yeah, it's unpleasant and it hurts, but there's not much else you can do.
PWNjaban 0
Ultimate punishment to procrastination. Stay on top of your to do list.
RedPillSucks 33
Chill out people. As others have said, if the rabbit died in the winter and the ground was too hard to dig, it's perfectly rational for them to have put the rabbit in the basement freezer (not the normal freezer) to bury it later. This is something that's easy to forget about. They're not bad parents because they wanted to do the right thing but forgot. Its not an FML unless years from now we read about some female serial killer who got scarred by seeing her pet rabbit in the freezer.
StartTheParty 0
That's a fellow rabbit freezer talking people.
xgetxbentx 13
how do you forget about a dead animal in your freezer though? especially when you have a young child who may find it and be traumatized. they may not be bad parents, but this situation wasn't good parenting skills.
LaFHlax 0
how much longer were you planning on keeping it there? haha
mimibabyboo24 0
Ok, why would you store a dead animal in a place where you put your food. I mean you couldn't have forgotten about it you had to get in and out of there for food and if it wasn't a freezer for food how and why did she find it. YDI
fullmetalshrimp 0
Uhm, that's gross. I feel bad for your daughter. I hope she doesn't get nightmares after that. :(