Today, my six year-old daughter discovered the family's pet rabbit in the basement freezer. The rabbit had died almost a year ago, and we'd stored it in the freezer, intending to bury it later. Here's to the trauma of losing the family pet. Twice. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML
Today, I found out my dad ate my rabbit when I was 6 years-old. He'd told me it ran away. I can't be mad at my dad, he's been dead for 5 years. FML
Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said, "Avada kedavra!" She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML
Today, our family cat died. He had a disease (forget the name). My sister brought home a bunny, and I thought nothing of it until I tried to make the cat and the bunny friends. Sadly, it triggered his illness from stress, and he tragically passed away 4 days later. I still believe it's my fault; everyone says otherwise. FML
Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML
Today, I was babysitting my little cousin when we decided to go outside and have a "treasure hunt" in the backyard. The first thing we found? The bones of her pet dog who had passed away four years ago. FML
Today, my rabbit died. He died a painful death from ingesting too much carpet. I now have no rabbit and a patchy carpet. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
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xThatAsianGurlx 0
Well that's disturbing
amerwin 3
At this point, you may as well get it stuffed and mounted on the wall. It will surely be a welcomed mantlepiece come Easter time.
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Comments (150)
jrl13 0
So....You FORGOT the family pet died and you left it in the freezer for a year? And I thought I had a bad memory.
A_to_z_0_to_9___ 0
You did this....why?
xgetxbentx 13
how have you nor buried yet?
apv12 0
that's what u get
Interrex 1
Next time make ******* pate. Year in fridge. Discusting.
longtimesunshine 4
WTF why would you put a dead animal in your food-freezer omfg wtf
tzolkin 0
in the freezer?!!!? for rEaLs?! why? come on! that's really gross, you eat FooD outa there! and for a year? who are you people and where do you come from?
KusanagiStyle 3
"food-freezer" You do realize, people, that bacteria stops growth in the freezer (but does not die) Most foods in the freezer SHOULD be cooked to 145+degrees to kill bacteria. >:c All this teaches me is if they got sick, they undercooked their food anyways.
nature_girl_08 14
it's entirely possible they have a separate freezer for game like fish, deer, turkey, etc. than they have for their regular food. it did, in fact, say that it was a basement freezer, so it was most likely not where they stored actual food, as in packaged food. either way, i'm wondering why you would put a bunny in a freezer and leave it.
Snarky50 0
Good thing she was so traumatized by finding Fluffy that she didn't notice Gramma curled up in there!
CuttinCowgirl 0
your sick
PAMMAP 0
Yeah, having a dead rabbit in your freezer for any amount of time is sick.