Today, my six year-old daughter discovered the family's pet rabbit in the basement freezer. The rabbit had died almost a year ago, and we'd stored it in the freezer, intending to bury it later. Here's to the trauma of losing the family pet. Twice. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML
Today, I found out my dad ate my rabbit when I was 6 years-old. He'd told me it ran away. I can't be mad at my dad, he's been dead for 5 years. FML
Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said, "Avada kedavra!" She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML
Today, our family cat died. He had a disease (forget the name). My sister brought home a bunny, and I thought nothing of it until I tried to make the cat and the bunny friends. Sadly, it triggered his illness from stress, and he tragically passed away 4 days later. I still believe it's my fault; everyone says otherwise. FML
Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML
Today, I was babysitting my little cousin when we decided to go outside and have a "treasure hunt" in the backyard. The first thing we found? The bones of her pet dog who had passed away four years ago. FML
Today, my rabbit died. He died a painful death from ingesting too much carpet. I now have no rabbit and a patchy carpet. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
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xThatAsianGurlx 0
Well that's disturbing
amerwin 3
At this point, you may as well get it stuffed and mounted on the wall. It will surely be a welcomed mantlepiece come Easter time.
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Comments (150)
wastingtimeonFML 7
Why the F*CK would you 'store' a dead rabbit in the freezer FOR A YEAR?! You definitely deserve it. I'm sorry about the daughter though.
babe7260 30
Poor lil girl!!!!!
Lop0 11
What the hell?! Just bury it! We're you planning on eating it?!
RKD 23
Like the Carol Burnett skit, "You know what happened to your pet rabbit? Well, that wasn't BEEF stew we ate the night he ran off!" Seriously, folks, all of you need to chill-I'm sure OP didn't mean to traumatize his or her child!
hurley12 30
Why?!
fantasyworld 39
That's disturbing. Looking at the date this was posted though, the ground might have been frozen.