Today, my six year-old daughter discovered the family's pet rabbit in the basement freezer. The rabbit had died almost a year ago, and we'd stored it in the freezer, intending to bury it later. Here's to the trauma of losing the family pet. Twice. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML
Today, I found out my dad ate my rabbit when I was 6 years-old. He'd told me it ran away. I can't be mad at my dad, he's been dead for 5 years. FML
Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said, "Avada kedavra!" She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML
Today, our family cat died. He had a disease (forget the name). My sister brought home a bunny, and I thought nothing of it until I tried to make the cat and the bunny friends. Sadly, it triggered his illness from stress, and he tragically passed away 4 days later. I still believe it's my fault; everyone says otherwise. FML
Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML
Today, I was babysitting my little cousin when we decided to go outside and have a "treasure hunt" in the backyard. The first thing we found? The bones of her pet dog who had passed away four years ago. FML
Today, my rabbit died. He died a painful death from ingesting too much carpet. I now have no rabbit and a patchy carpet. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
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xThatAsianGurlx 0
Well that's disturbing
amerwin 3
At this point, you may as well get it stuffed and mounted on the wall. It will surely be a welcomed mantlepiece come Easter time.
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Comments (150)
elmorous 0
... and when you need to save up for the funeral when grandma passes away?
LimaTango 0
That's cold...
zgirl68 0
what parent freezes dead pets... think people!
syedlink27 0
wow you must be from Mobile, Alabama you honky tonky white trash lame hickville bitch! you scum
wetherguy 0
The kid didn't notice that the pet was gone for a YEAR? I bet she mustve been REALLY sad when she discovered it
TempestRain 0
Ok. Wrong and gross! YDI!!!
cartez2gs 3
Ahahaa you was trying to make rabbit stew!!! hope I am your therapist when your child needs it. could get rich off of you. lol
BigBirdLookAlike 0
I don't think it's weird enough.
blinks 0
you lazy *****! it died a year ago and you were going to 'bury it later'?
adoraaaa_fml 0
Today, upon opening the freezer in search of the creamy frozen treats it tends to hold, I found the bunny that my parents told me ran away a year ago. He was dead. FML. - your daughter.