Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend we should start seeing other people. She said, "Don't worry, I'm already way ahead of you." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my boyfriend that I wanted to go separate ways. Before I could say anything, he proposed. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said, "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML
Today, I told the man I love to "go first" when we started talking at the same time. I wanted to confess my feelings, he wanted to tell me about his engagement. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend started dating the guy she told me not to worry about when we dated. FML
Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to ask someone out. She smiled, hugged me, and said, "That's so sweet. I'll have to ask my fiancé if he's OK with it." That was how I found out she was engaged. FML
Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
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Top comments
Nikkitaria 9
She could have been lying just to get the upper hand in the situation. You pretty much just broke up with her, she doesn't want to look like she's affected by it. Or maybe she's a cheating bitch, I don't know.
UrLyfSuxx 0
You're better without her.
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Comments (149)
cash_monkey72 9
Don't pay for your next girlfriend, alright?
darkknightdj 0
Maaannn tell that bitch bye!!
rick10255 3
That's a good thing!
BlueHue 0
You can find better. :) I think anything would be a trade-up from that.
YooEfO 4
Worked up the courage? Dude have some ******* balls to at least brake up with the bitch, if you weren't such a pussy in the first place she might of liked you more. And just because she said "way ahead of you" doesn't mean she cheated or has been with other dudes.. Idc how many thumbs down this gets people on this site feeling sorry calling her a ***** bitch.. When your the pussy even posting this shit on FML is pathetic you wanted the bitch gone she gone! Who gives a **** what she has to say!
KriiFahMoro 9
Thats pretty immature for her to say that, Fyl OP. You should start dating her best friend, or her sister.
ByronJess 17
Because that wouldn't be immature?
HiddenMonkey 8
I'm currently waiting for some one to actually say (bitch) in the proper context. Not in the failed society way either.
youngsofly 13
Bitch please.
HiddenMonkey 8
I'm a guy. So even in the failed society you got the term wrong. Wanna try again?
xStaciexLynnx 15
Do you mean to use bitch as in female dog? I'm pretty sure nobody's going to do that since this is an FML and has nothing to do with a dog.
HiddenMonkey 8
I'm sure no one will. But just shows how stupid this generation is. I personally don't like being thrown into it, some of us actually are smart.
MsMindblowing 0
and you're not one of them...
HiddenMonkey 8
No, actually I'm not stupid. But nice try though.
downtime 13
63, The lack of a word being used entirely out of context is not a sign of stupidity, believing in such a theory on the other hand...
DJD3STRO 0
Ur the one that's on here looking at the greatest life ***** and ur talking about proper language you should be a kindergarten teacher teaching this generations kids proper language if you have a problem with it FML ...people are so annoying GET A LIFE teaching u fukin goof
downtime 13
I think we can all agree after reading 132's comment HiddenMonkey's point suddenly has a lot more credibility. Thanks a lot 132, you've just helped his point, dipshit.
youngsofly 13
I know how you feel op, when i broke up with my ex, she told me she had been cheating on me all along.
Jasonf6 0
But but but, women don't cheat. Men are the pigs, right?
youngsofly 13
Sir, you just won the internet!
taytaysauce 0
Girls can be do cruel.
bobbycorwen 5
What have you meaned?
bobbycorwen 5
*facepalm*