Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend we should start seeing other people. She said, "Don't worry, I'm already way ahead of you." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my boyfriend that I wanted to go separate ways. Before I could say anything, he proposed. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said, "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML
Today, I told the man I love to "go first" when we started talking at the same time. I wanted to confess my feelings, he wanted to tell me about his engagement. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend started dating the guy she told me not to worry about when we dated. FML
Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to ask someone out. She smiled, hugged me, and said, "That's so sweet. I'll have to ask my fiancé if he's OK with it." That was how I found out she was engaged. FML
Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
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Top comments
Nikkitaria 9
She could have been lying just to get the upper hand in the situation. You pretty much just broke up with her, she doesn't want to look like she's affected by it. Or maybe she's a cheating bitch, I don't know.
UrLyfSuxx 0
You're better without her.
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Comments (149)
nite66 21
Better catch up OP. FYL though.
MMAlegendDAWT 0
Well look at it this way....pretend a guy is a key and a girl is the lock. If a lock is opened by a bunch of keys it's just a crappy lock, however if one key opens every lock you have master key. Guys are called ****** too, specifically manwhores. We just think of it as an honorary title.
mbrooks5110 0
Sry man at least you get to walk away as the better person here.
TaylorLopez97 2
That Really Shouldn't Be An FML Moment Cause You Shouldnt Care If Shes Ahead Of You Anymore Cause You Were Gonna Dump Her Anyway.
coolgirl44 3
Well at least ur good enough to break up with her before u start dating other ppl. Just forget her , but make sure u dont make the same mistake again
kittySplash 0
Wow I'm so sorry she's immature and doesn't know a good man when she see's one
doktorjackal 3
You're better off without the ****.
BabyMimi00 12
Sorry she didn't burst into tears and follow you round like a lapdog. I really don't understand the problem, you were breaking up with her anyway. What does it matter ?
TallMist 32
She was CHEATING on him. That's the FML. Not that she didn't "Burst into tears and follow him around like a lapdog". (Just to clarify, the rest of this comment is not intended to troll or cause an argument) I want to ask you, #144, if you were to break up with a boyfriend of yours and he admitted he was cheating on you anyways, would you not be upset you were being cheated on?
sasha_is_my_name 5
*cough* BITCH
withasmile 3
It's not right that she cheated on you. But I am wondering why you care. Move on, and 'see other people.'