Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend we should start seeing other people. She said, "Don't worry, I'm already way ahead of you." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my boyfriend that I wanted to go separate ways. Before I could say anything, he proposed. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said, "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML
Today, I told the man I love to "go first" when we started talking at the same time. I wanted to confess my feelings, he wanted to tell me about his engagement. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend started dating the guy she told me not to worry about when we dated. FML
Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to ask someone out. She smiled, hugged me, and said, "That's so sweet. I'll have to ask my fiancé if he's OK with it." That was how I found out she was engaged. FML
Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
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Nikkitaria 9
She could have been lying just to get the upper hand in the situation. You pretty much just broke up with her, she doesn't want to look like she's affected by it. Or maybe she's a cheating bitch, I don't know.
UrLyfSuxx 0
You're better without her.
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Fmlsea 28
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Talk about faithful u should of told her ages ago
KiddNYC1O 22
There were dinosaurs ages ago.
ikickgingers 15
Dinosaurs say Rawr...
Ijas 2
Cats say uh oh hot dog
EvilPotato 15
1 what are you talking about OP was faithful, just his girlfriend wasn't.
kiara20 8
I think that's her point. She's saying op should have broke up with her ages ago.
ohmandapants 17
^ the way her comment is worded, it makes it sound like she is accusing op of being unfaithful. It's easy to see where 18 is coming from.
The_Troller 14
Am I the only person bothered by 1's incorrect use of the word of?
theaws0m3guy 4
Douche chill.....
TPSerigne 9
Chill grammar nazi.
The_Troller 14
97 & 102- You both forgot commas after "douche" and "chill", respectively. *Trollface*
Ninjasaurus18 9
No, not at all. I'm a known grammar Nazi, though. And punctuation, and spelling. Nerds... UNITE!!!
UrLyfSuxx 0
You're better without her.
lotto_boi 3
Toughen up soldier you will make it through
oXali 0
Or is she better without him?
maryam8869 7
he wanted to dump her :/
BrickWalls 2
Well, That swallows. Sorry op ;(
JulieGoRawr 4
Hood Rat !
Roevera 14
well that was easy...
itsame0987 18
Exactly 89 why is this guy writing an fml about the gf not being upset and already seeing other people when he had been wanting to end it for awhile, and he broke up with her. You broke up with her you can't complain that she was already seeing someone else and wasn't heartbroken about losing you. Ydi
MzViKki 4
You will be alright.
CryMoreFMLs 15
She's a cheating **** anyway, just drop her ass and look for someone who hopefully appreciates you enough to: A) Actually dump you instead of cheat like a ****, and B)Is hopefully much nicer and trustworthy anyway.
PhishloverA 14
#54 or look for someone who won't dump him at all and therefore ending up marrying OP. Then they'll live happily ever after
TheMaster15 10
Well, better get started then, huh?
milliee1706 0
She didnt know what she had. Unfaithful, selfish bitch -.-
tehrealone 6
How can you say that when you don't even know OP, I hate comments like this
Awahso 25
Because she was cheating. It is very simple, if you aren't happy with someone, leave. Don't B.S. your relationship by seeing other people.
91nash 2
Wow Millie ur cute
boofgall 16
No offense to op, but she clearly didn't want what she had. She went about dealing with it totally wrong though.
downtime 13
42, Her cheating doesn't make him a hero. The point still stands, we don't know anything about the OP, so suggesting she didn't know what she had like he is completely innocent is stupid.
barbie_9941 13
duuuudde go get a hot girl!
bamagrl410 31
109 - Cheating is stupid no matter who does it or what the situation is. No one is saying that OP is the greatest human being on the planet or a hero in any way. However, if she didn't want to be with him, she should've just ended it. Therefore it's reasonable for people to not think very highly of her actions. There's no other way around that point.
downtime 13
134, Comprehension would serve you well. We are talking about her not knowing what she had. Nobody anywhere has denied she is PROBABLY a bitch for cheating on him. I wish you people could grasp this simple concept.
MwahFMLS 6
Now that wasn't so hard, was it?
MwahFMLS 6
I just accidentally thumbs down'd my own comment along with 2 other thumbs downs, I'm ashamed.
LaughinStock 16
It's ok Peter we all know you're a very special man :)
Nikkitaria 9
She could have been lying just to get the upper hand in the situation. You pretty much just broke up with her, she doesn't want to look like she's affected by it. Or maybe she's a cheating bitch, I don't know.
Brandi_Faith 34
That's exactly what I was going to say. I think she just said it cause her pride was hurt and she was upset you were breaking up with her. It was a defence mechanism. Definitely doesn't make it right, but she didn't want to show you how much it hurt.
moop256 10
How is calling herself an unfaithful **** going to help her in anyway?
imacatcher 10
Either way she's a bitch for saying that.
girl112891 7
Should explain it. I bet the second OP said "we should see other people" she must have assumed he already was "seeing other people." Or she meant she already had some one in mind to start seeing. Or she was cheating this whole time. Either way, you broke up with her, OP.
mvl 6
lol tell her the reason why u had to tell her was because u and her sister have been having some little things behind her back and u felt guilty about it
CryMoreFMLs 15
9 - What if she doesn't have a sister, but has a brother instead? Or is an only child?
ohmandapants 17
Ah so she'll then start a fight with her sibling? Yeah, that's a real good solution.
wall1121 0
I like that idea.
kareltje 17
And you didn't see that coming?
Pelreskovich 11
Ouch.. And that's where you never talk to her again.