Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend we should start seeing other people. She said, "Don't worry, I'm already way ahead of you." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my boyfriend that I wanted to go separate ways. Before I could say anything, he proposed. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said, "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML
Today, I told the man I love to "go first" when we started talking at the same time. I wanted to confess my feelings, he wanted to tell me about his engagement. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend started dating the guy she told me not to worry about when we dated. FML
Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to ask someone out. She smiled, hugged me, and said, "That's so sweet. I'll have to ask my fiancé if he's OK with it." That was how I found out she was engaged. FML
Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
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Top comments
Nikkitaria 9
She could have been lying just to get the upper hand in the situation. You pretty much just broke up with her, she doesn't want to look like she's affected by it. Or maybe she's a cheating bitch, I don't know.
UrLyfSuxx 0
You're better without her.
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Comments (149)
GoW_Chick 15
Don't fret OP, there is a lucky lady who isn't a dirty cheating harlot out there for you, go out and find her, and don't waste anymore time with your now ex.
buddyguyfriend 1
Matters
hewro_failure 11
I would get yourself tested ...
wegetrz 14
Bitches be crazy.
bubo_fml 11
Your snappy response; "Do they get the same rate as I do?"
firemedic919 0
guess you need to step up little faster next time treat em like they really are
gonkillurself 3
Wow that's ****** up
Cheesecakee 11
Atleast you got what you wanted..
SnowGo 1
Can we talk??
DanniMal87 3
you got what you wanted...why is this a fml???
andreajassel 0
Haha
thefuckinloser 6
never under estamate a woman as you learned