Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend we should start seeing other people. She said, "Don't worry, I'm already way ahead of you." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my boyfriend that I wanted to go separate ways. Before I could say anything, he proposed. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said, "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML
Today, I told the man I love to "go first" when we started talking at the same time. I wanted to confess my feelings, he wanted to tell me about his engagement. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend started dating the guy she told me not to worry about when we dated. FML
Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to ask someone out. She smiled, hugged me, and said, "That's so sweet. I'll have to ask my fiancé if he's OK with it." That was how I found out she was engaged. FML
Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
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Top comments
Nikkitaria 9
She could have been lying just to get the upper hand in the situation. You pretty much just broke up with her, she doesn't want to look like she's affected by it. Or maybe she's a cheating bitch, I don't know.
UrLyfSuxx 0
You're better without her.
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Comments (149)
harshpatel009 4
Ur slackin boi
bobbycorwen 5
This can be interpreted as "You're slacking boy," or "You're slacking, boy." I am going with calling him a name and insulting him.
harshpatel009 4
Oh I'm sorry I didn't know I was still in English class, my bad. I'm kind of an illiterate twit though, I'll give you that. Oh, and I really like touching myself and watching Snooki punch people out at random bars. Sometimes at the same time. Christ, I need to get out more. Speaking of which, my mum's making me do the laundry now so I have to go. Love and kisses. XX
bobbycorwen 5
That don't not make cents.
harshpatel009 4
It ain't supposed to Bobby. You have so much to learn boy.
newzealand 28
yea OP very courageous!
mango260 9
Good for her! It's always good to get a head start ;D
Voldy_fml 16
ouch, fyl op you deserve better
ImSoEffedUp 10
Wow! She's way ahead of u...,? Good thing you've put her behind u now dude.... I'm sure you're better off without her....
Mimosa2 1
I can't believe that you didnt notice that ... Signs are always there when it comes to cheating !!! Maybe you were blinded by love ... FYL and start acting already :)
Deemee 3
What if she had been very upset about breaking up? Seems to me that this makes the whole thing easier - you both want the same thing.
msjoyfull84 0
What a bitch........... And a *****.
TheVirtuoso 5
Yeah, she sure won. She got AIDS way before you. *strikes a tally on a blackboard*
jason_ide 0
Next time be more committed to the relationship. She probably knew you were gonna leave so she milked you for all your worth. Next time end it sooner. Retard!
KeyboardWarrior 10
So basically you are saying to never break up, considering that's basically what he did. By being more committed you mean to say that he should stay with the next girl forever?