Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend we should start seeing other people. She said, "Don't worry, I'm already way ahead of you." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my boyfriend that I wanted to go separate ways. Before I could say anything, he proposed. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said, "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML
Today, I told the man I love to "go first" when we started talking at the same time. I wanted to confess my feelings, he wanted to tell me about his engagement. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend started dating the guy she told me not to worry about when we dated. FML
Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to ask someone out. She smiled, hugged me, and said, "That's so sweet. I'll have to ask my fiancé if he's OK with it." That was how I found out she was engaged. FML
Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
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Top comments
Nikkitaria 9
She could have been lying just to get the upper hand in the situation. You pretty much just broke up with her, she doesn't want to look like she's affected by it. Or maybe she's a cheating bitch, I don't know.
UrLyfSuxx 0
You're better without her.
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Comments (149)
EduJav321 24
Good riddance
muffdriver27 5
Dam what a bitch. A bitch like that needs to get shown who's boss you should have put it down.
Akharr01 5
Go clubbn!!!!
imacatcher 10
Nice username jackaloon...
soffizzle1234 0
How come girls are always called ***** and ******....
downtime 13
46, You should do this every single time you end a relationship, not just when you find out your partner has been cheating...
alliebaba7 8
She is so lying she's trying to make you jealous
munkeebutt 0
LOL
twilightluvr101 4
For all u know she could totally be bullshitting you, think about it she jus got dumped and ia trying to make herself not sound as hurt, but if its true than sry op :-(
swimchick312 0
I'm sorry :( she's just a bitch