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Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42055) - you deserved it (7415)

On 07/25/2014 at 11:54am - animals - by shewhopoopsinlitterboxes (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Couldn't you ask a neighbour?

#1 - On 07/25/2014 at 5:18pm by Iwtumn

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All I can think is: Your cat is going to kill you.

#10 - On 07/25/2014 at 5:24pm by SkoomaKi

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