Today, I was woken up by my dog scratching at my door. After a while of this, I finally got up to let her in. When I opened the door, she looked at me, threw up, and scurried away. FML
by Anonymous / 12/20/2012 at 2:50pm / Spain (Canarias) / Animals
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this is why I prefer cats.
a cat would've let me sleep while it threw up...
#2 - On 12/20/2012 at 8:04pm by LuckBeNimble
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You should have brushed your teeth before you opened the door. Your morning breath was probably an emetic.
#9 - On 12/20/2012 at 8:07pm by perdix
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