Today, my cousin is coming home after his honeymoon. His gift to his new wife was a puppy, which I said I would take care of while they went away. I sneezed last week and scared the puppy. She ran off. This was ten days ago, and I still haven't found the dog. FML

by whymegirl / 07/22/2012 at 12:24am / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals

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  • Are you telling me you had a PUPPY outside not on a lead?

    Or are you telling me you have lost a puppy inside your own home?

    Either way, you are fucktarded. The poor puppy :(

    #7 - On 07/22/2012 at 6:42am by DelphiCat

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  • Replace the pup before they return from the trip.

    #2 - On 07/22/2012 at 6:33am by Betz

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